Monkeys Fist

This should be getting more Acclaim.

Fucking sex fiend!

Dropped my iPhone in the sink yesterday while I was washing up, so I've replaced it today with a Galaxy. Anyone know how much I can get for my Olds Mobile ?

That reminds me, I mustang my keks out to dry.

Because then Blatter and chums would have to give back the brown paper bags

Kevin Nolan

Drinking too much is what caused my marriage to fail- the Mrs. left me Hyundrai

Andrew and Howmanheyman sitting in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-G

Get me, all up in your grill!

You fucking dipstick.

The Chuckle Brothers are minted.

What about those luminaries who are universally known by one name - Lulu, Brucie and Dana? This is a minefield!

What happens when Lesbicans get married? Mrs. L. Comfortable Shoe-Bull Dyke? The world has gone to hell in a handcart.... etc.etc

What about that egotistical cow Catherine Middleton-Saxe Coburg Gotha-Windsor?

Little bit

Joe, fuck up? Unlikely, after all .....In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, " Any tips here Joe?"

I've got 24 rolls of bog roll in the freezer TS, I'll let you have them for mates rates.

I'm winging it.

I had a nice piece of turbo for lunch. Giddup!