Monkeys Fist

It's the manky leaf of parsley it's sitting on that cracks me up.

I left a spoon in the fork section of the drawer. . and I have intention of putting it right

4. HOUSE SPECIAL CHOW MEIN. ( didn't have any noodles, so used spaghetti, no char sui pork, so used kebab meat, substituted pickled whelks for king prawns. ...Lovely )

It fucking is too. Takes the attention away from what it's sitting on

Just make it up Tell him everything, but say eet urnly wance!

This chap has a few issues ..... http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/3488984?utm_hp_ref=tw

One spent a lot of time in pubs, then came on here afterwards to rant , the oth...... ...... Oh.

Microwave

I can not abide the pair of twats that present it, so no. (Not to mention my deep hatred of "Celebrity" anything )

i think the most obvious point to come out of this thread is beer kills brain cells.

Did we ever decide who the lad on the left is- its not Howey?

http://m.wikihow.com/Enjoy-Eating-Pie

Did you cut those onions with an axe

LBT would be a drained husk by now Well done btw, Misery

On the strength of your polite "cunts" post, you are forgiven.

http://d4c027c89b30561298bd-484902fe60e1615dc83faa972a248000.r12.cf3.rackcdn.com/supporting_materials/Raspberry%20Pi%20Start%20Guide.pdf

We were so poor we only existed in the minds of some Footlights performers.

You had a landlord? Privileged tbh.

Just found this pic of the Tyne Bridge under construction ( Moot Hall and City Hall , now the Vermont, in the background ). Health and Safety my arse!

Just this once, I'll let that wee error pase

We were so poor we couldn't afford language , and had to beg by mime.

Possibly the most polite example I've seen of calling someone a cernt.

Finbarr Fist