Monkeys Fist
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She's shite - keeps hitting the bar.
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It's this pristine, unused cissy box which proves my cynicism is firmly based in reality. You should lick my Lovepump.
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99.9 % of the time it is.
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Buttered gravy. With beans in it.
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Except he's clearly not doing it.
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Can't have potatoes without having beans.
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I look forward to the pics of your version. With buttered slice, naturally.
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Notice how everything in the basket is pristine and ..... well, unused.
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Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Blates. Get out -
That's just careless
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Guaranteed.
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Vicious cunt, was she?
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Ok. I'll ask. How the fuck did you manage that?
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Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
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That's never you man- hands are too skinny.
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The asparagus is to make his piss smell as bad as his shite. Sorry folks, just realised its Dinnertime.
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" Fancy some Japanese tonight love? Bukkake and chips- champion!"
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Look what came up after I'd watched it. It's almost like it knew
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The evidence of how much CT likes his scran is all over the cucumber and tomatoes.
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With potatos. Carb loading?
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Anyone ever snapped the banjo string?
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Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
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No! Get a harp. Harps are easy. All the cool dads have harps.
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Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
There's something about those two movies which keeps you watching ...... Can't think what though.