Monkeys Fist

How the fuck did I miss this?

Chins up!

Should've used your Oyster card

Can't believe you resorted to that old chestnut.

Bollocks! Not fast enough

You're a fun guy Barney.

Right on the button

Googled "Black Batman".....

What happened, did they smash the microwave?

Well done Sir, well done

Stevie

For a Tenner I'd be asking for freshly squeezed virgin sweat.

Like a fucked fridge.

CT on the cream sherry.

I get hard when you talk dirty.

Aged 18, pissed to the gills on Old Peculier, as we left the Dungeon Ghyll I decided to van surf the Transit down Langdale for a mile or two. Feckin eejit. Oh aye, and this That's me in the rather fetching speedos , about to deliver a mammoth self-wedgie on impact.

Bitchez luv the Falcon.

The Lesbican offspring of Salma and Penelope.

Is that you asking me to one of your partys?

Don't you mean "glassed your bust"?

Fuck the beans - where's the shrooms? Eh?

Happy Jubblies mate!

Sound?