Monkeys Fist

Aye. (Press the top button and bottom button at the same time. It'll make a camera sound )

Failing that, take a screenshot.

Just keep your finger on it. A pop up menu should appear, one of the options being " open in new page"

You on an iPhone? Open the picture in a new window. Copy the url Paste it between image tags Easy Don't forget to breathe whilst doing it, or you might die

I feel bad now for mocking the afflicted

Philistines! Looks fine to me

Roomba and Gemmill. Bionic bloke gets a robot to Hoover his garage. It ends up teaching him how to be a better man and stand-up wipe.

http://www.highandmighty.co.uk/shop/page?pageId=5692&cm_sp=HAM_FF_AW11-_-Store_Locator-_-Newcastle ???

You're only two years older than me man!

There's only one team he could really ask to play too …

Manscape

Against you he is

I sincerely hope you are joking. Did she request the " Last Turkey in the Shop" look?

What have you done to her, you monster??

You took way too long to post this. Mellowing with age?

He gets his Roomba to cook them for him

How long before the Boldon Buffoon has one of these http://youtu.be/RfZMZo1Rclo I'll give him a week.

Defiling here Defiling there Defiling bitches anywhere It's the Fish. *defiling in this case means removing a report from its correct place.

Spent the morning on a speed awareness course. (35 in a 30 zone). Course was decent enough, learned a few things, but fuck me, it proved that in any given group of ten or more people, there will ALWAYS be an utter arsehole.