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We should change our motto to " Raptus Regaliter per Cunnus Inritus Irritus" *Royally screwed by useless cunts.

"What we have up there is you can’t walk out in Newcastle without seeing somebody with a Newcastle shirt. It’s like about 200,000 penguins walking around the city, even the women! They go to work with black and white shirts on.” Our new Director of Football

Looking forward to the announcement of our new goalkeeping coach, Will-I-Am. The fucking cunts

Come back Lee Harvey Oswald.

Indeed. If we did decide that we wanted a DOF, what possible scenario exists where that useless cunt would be your preferred choice? Fuck me, this could well be the arsehole move that tips me firmly into Gemmill's camp.

Has this been confirmed?

Please , someone tell me this is a joke.

I say old chap! Have you been out in the midday sun?

Never mind all that crap, that weirdo in the background - where's the front of their face???

the smile on Grannie's face

Currently doing the rounds of t'interweb Full of mohammed sheds?

I suggest we temporarily change the name of the site to boobtastic.

This is an artists interpretation of Killy Lake man

Day? you mean month...

He sent her the "You're dumped!" message in a box of these- http://edibleanus.com/index1.html

He's not left, only sleeping...

When's the reunion tour ?

Bolam Lake is man made , just sayin' A lass I went to school with found a dead granny floating in it on her way to school. It's much nicer now tbf, has Herons and Grebes on it and the trolley count is much reduced

How long's he been on his exile?

Gemmill is still denying his involvement

Err, take down the vacancy for #6, thanks

HB HF