Monkeys Fist

Fuck you very much, sir.

Zany!

" kipper knickers that would make a seagull spew. "

Out!

You've been there before ..... ..... with Louise Taylor. Did you stab yourself in the eyes afterwards?

Top bombing!

Still going apparently. And still presented by the King of Caths. http://www.metroradio.co.uk/on-air/alan-robson/archive/alan-robson-profile/

Wedding I was at last weekend had a shekshy female photographer. You can't beat tits, Andy my son!

7/10 Not too shabby

I have recently befriended a plumber, a speed freak hedgehog, and a billionaire in a tin suit. Getting a bit fucking cramped in this loft , mind.

We used to climb up the outside of this. Fucking idiots

Ask Dadoon, dudes

Isn't/wasn't someone on here a ref?

I knew I should've just stuck with the tit pics.

Aye, the Milgram experiments and Stanford prison experiment make quite disturbing reading.

A mackem ridiculing us … oh the delicious irony. Two words - Canio & Di.

Thompson/Thompson/Haddock

You have ...... Remember that freakishly large penis that you reduced to 12 inches?

Fuck me.

Console yourself with the knowledge that when his new mrs. meets you, she'll instantly regret her haste, and know she's settled for inferior goods. Works for me

Up at Newton by the Sea C*th. I'd normally give a Sunday wedding a wide berth too PaddockLad, but its a bank holiday Monday so it's a free pass

Wrong approach- turn round, bend over, take it like a man. Eventually, you'll get used to it.