Monkeys Fist

Oh Alan!

"Honoury Oxford Dictionary "Good English" award for public speaking."

Might be a bit snug

http://www.toolbarn.com/occidental-5087xxxl.html

Isn't CT a stay home Dad?

Are you for fucking real?

Still nowt official then?

£ 50m

Love the mini taxi for Tree Jnr btw

Has our esteemed and wise Chaircunt actually confirmed this yet?

Crucial phrase.

Any "link" involving Kinnear can go and fuck itself with a broken bottle tbh.

Didn't take you long, two posts?

The worry though is what state he leaves us in. Someone said , hopefully in jest, they'll realise they can get more money out of the club by building a hotel and flats on the Ground. This, now, is a real possibility.

Where d'you hear that?

Yes, he is ....... ...... shudders

Knew this would break your iron will

That's where I'm at now- it's so utterly fucking stupid you've just got to laugh. Still clinging on to the tiny hope it's all just JFK having a breakdown

I'm perilously close.

Pardew's reaction to this will confirm/deny his puppet status better than anything I can think of.