Monkeys Fist

Hexham General, so I'm expecting some straw chewing yokel who'll stare in wonder at the "only two eyes". Thanks for the good wishes chaps, but its really nothing serious. Looking forward to a few days of immobility, giving it Caesar from the sofa- "Wench, bring food and vittels!"

Knee gristle or knob gristle?

Cheers. Whilst they're attempting to tame the beast, they'll also be removing a golf ball sized lump from my knee. I reckon it's from where my helmet bangs against it.

Cock reduction

Going under the knife tomorrow. If the anaesthetist starts talking about Ju Jitsu I'm off the table and running

And it's all over when the white stuff comes pouring out the pipe. Dirty bastards.

That would be ascribing to both Mackems and Essembee a level of smarts I've yet to see demonstrated.

Where's the link for this ? It was an arty farty thing wasn't it? There was a burlesque performer did it too who was 100% muck.

I've got one of the banners that went up on St. James for the Games. Not for sale though

Not sure if anyone's aware of the Universal Credit( one payment of all benefits, in cash, direct to the head of household.) idea the Tories are forcing through, but here's the results of a test run of it ..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21756567 Way to bring down the benefit bill, Tories, yay!

Marty's combing stylings are something we should all care about

With gherkins?

Is this a statement or an order?

I'd have said just jeans - this doesn't look like a person who wastes time with frivolities like sex and that.

Kinky Bitch!

http://en.rsport.ru/football/20130307/649755991.html " Not good"

QFT

me too

Well done Brock.

"I'm taking these trousers to my tailors near Manchester" " Altrincham ?" " No, broken zip "

We don't have too. We higher beings are quite happy for you sitters to root around in your bum sludge to your hearts content. Just wash your hands before you serve the burgers