Monkeys Fist

I'd guess that: 1) the wood he was cutting was just balanced on something , probably the wood he's already launched into the plot. 2) the saw blade will have been sticking, and our boy in Boldon actually burnt calories by trying to force it, resulting in the blade jumping out of the cut. ( wax the blade before you start ) 3) he'll have been doing it all one handed as he attempted to take a photo to post on here

Not to mention the horror that will be his boudoir/sty.

Sit down wipers - simpletons

That destroys the Rings of Uranus.

Use a macro lens there?

Here's Robb, for future reference

Rob Stark is banging Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter

Tupperware tool box Man up.

Saw that on BBC breakfast. Whilst drooling over Susanna

Didn't CT give Jonas the MOTM the other week? I'd say that represents an improvement

I'm one of the 2 that voted full backing , you disloyal twats

Sorry to hear about your friend Cath. Please bring me a matador poster with my name on it back from Spain. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase.

But you are all inbred scruffs, you sister fucking vagina.

" We face a mounting threat from Daenerys' army Your Grace, the people are worried. " " Is that the blonde one with the tits?"

Much like their sisters' vag's.

I've told you how to do it man! http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/34187-artificial-grass/page__st__20#entry1193183

Pretends to be a Geordie for 6 months on NUFC boards. Claims we are sunderland obsessed. Check

That's because in his 6 months as a Geordie, I reckon the seeds of doubt have worked their way into his skull. He's doubting the Gospel according to St. Niall, and seeing the Black snd White light.