Monkeys Fist

Cheers Statto I was referring to the table in this tweet that @Howmanheyman posted in the mackem thread.

I wonder if this win will take them above Bangor City in that Table of Utter Irrelevance posted the other day?

Oh man, the things I’d have done to her in her prime - would’ve wrecked her vocal cords, so lucky for her I was busy. 😉

Doing my crust in, here.

Prove it!

This kind of self-congratulatory shit is just wrong man. No knead for it.

He fucking hates Trump with a passion, too

Doesn’t really roll off the tongue though, does it? Whereas, Northborough…

And Low Gosforth, aka Longbenton Estate

If it had a helipad on the roof you could fly in and out without ever actually setting foot in sunderland, but you’d still have the smell to deal with, and the burning shame whenever you had to give your address.

It’s not mushroom season for a couple of months, for starters.

Or if one person isn’t breathing… …anymore.

I’ve just noticed CT’s ginger haired cheek/ear/scrotum poking in to frame in the top right.

That’s the kind of answer I’d expect from a member of the Meterati…

Looks nowt like him

Eye, eye, what’s all this?

It’s not Pat Sharp.

It’s the drummer from Blur.

Wonder if I’ll be immune?

They couldn’t find anywhere modern-looking for the photoshoot in sunderland so they had to go to Beamish.

That’s how you start an Aussie Gang Bang.

What I find funny about Smart Meters is that they only run off mains power- not that fucking smart, then.

Merged, since, unlike the eponymous bandage merchant, we don’t do superfluous here.