Monkeys Fist

That is a mental image I will never shift. Cheers.

I thought it meant you were half robot.

Same here. Utter bollocks.

What colour was his shirt?

Interesting times for Wor Jono

Cluck me!

What colour ribbons do you like ?

Beaten by a woman - the shame!

Don't bother with the pic then! Just whip it out , pre-ribboned, under the desk.

Tie a ribbon round your knob and send her a pic. Nowt to lose

I got 8/10.

You proved your point.

Perfect gift ...... Fancy liquor

I'll give it a week before some Mackem throwback has a pic of his " DUCKS" tattoo all over the Internet? " Whey, it's just like Paolo's! ftm"

Syd Little a Geordie? Who knew?

Vito had the leathers

It's a lovely looking bike btw.

The DMA taking their banner away is a massive slap in the face to the club, and should be a rallying cry to the fans. It won't be though, they'll still go to the games in their tens.

Irony?

I thought I told you to lick my Lovepump? Get lickin'. Bitch.

This just gets better and better