Monkeys Fist

You're only two years older than me man!

There's only one team he could really ask to play too …

Manscape

Against you he is

I sincerely hope you are joking. Did she request the " Last Turkey in the Shop" look?

What have you done to her, you monster??

You took way too long to post this. Mellowing with age?

He gets his Roomba to cook them for him

How long before the Boldon Buffoon has one of these http://youtu.be/RfZMZo1Rclo I'll give him a week.

Defiling here Defiling there Defiling bitches anywhere It's the Fish. *defiling in this case means removing a report from its correct place.

Spent the morning on a speed awareness course. (35 in a 30 zone). Course was decent enough, learned a few things, but fuck me, it proved that in any given group of ten or more people, there will ALWAYS be an utter arsehole.

"Ok , see you then. "

In your case, that's quite a range.

Combine inhalation with Duck Pizza consumption- increased efficiency.

If someone has taken over all the Shite Direct advertising opportunities in the ground, that'll be worth a fortune.

Loyal???? Don't start him on that again FFS Steve Harper - greedy Cathflap.

Bullied? We try to gently point him in the direction of a longer and healthier life. Then the lardy mess has a kebab and votes in Cameron.

Buy less pre packaged , processed shite. Start a compost bin. Suck it up , fat man.

Duck pizza. How could you miss the Duck pizza?