Monkeys Fist

Would it be fair to assume , Wolfy, your stance is …

I think you should lay off the herbal baccy.

With the exception of those Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, naturally.

" The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence! What country you from?" ( is that Samuel L ?)

You mean this Emma Stone? Her friends call her Emily

According to Berb Smith, you're all a bunch of girls. ( except Catmag and Toonraider , who are exempt, because boobs. )

Cloud strings!! Now it all makes sense.

You live in Teeside. There's the problem.

Welcome!

I'm having that.

His pound coins are - dodgy taxi change

You can't walk in a Dyson man!

I sent him this Think he's more pissed off at his knacked Kindle tbh, holiday reading up the swanney!

The Stinging Defective?

Bit of culture she says … I was expecting Human Cheese. Impressive painting mind.

Staying on the " When animals attack" theme, I've just texted my brother who started a two week holiday in Greece yesterday. I was after the address of his digs so I could send out a birthday card for my niece. Aaaaaaanyway, he's just told me that today at the beach , he was attacked by a FUCKING BULL!!! As they were walking along this morning, some bloke shouted " behind you!" he turned, just as this beast was lunging at him- he went up on its horns, one gashed his arm, the other went through his rucksack , spearing his Kindle! Sounds mental! I've told him to have steak tonight as revenge.

It's the only the females that bite. Nuff said

FYP

The Wrestler is an excellent movie. And Marissa Tomei whips em oot - bonus!

He wasn't, but he got a bit peckish.