Monkeys Fist

Presumably you’ve got a ticket in the home fans and they’re in the away? After the game, switch your phone off, go to your usual watering holes, let them discover the joys of Louies Liquor Hole or whatever, then the following day switch your phone back on and ring them saying you got arrested for wearing a loud shirt in a residential area or something and have them pick you up for a lift home. Sorted 👍

Nice to see they let former players in the changing rooms. Even Ryan Fraser.

Has anyone told Therese Coffey?

CTdYP

He’ll in The Bull Pit*doing his crypto trades just now. * His shed.

Laura woods looking like she’s just done a bucket as she signed off there.

No luck. Found these though. Belize 1953- Pa Fist on the left Kingston Barracks, Jamaica. 1955. No comment

Tomorrow before Dippers v Norwich.

0-5. 3 each to Ant and Dec, our new messiahs.

HERE WE FOCKIN GO!!!

Away end for me

Shearer getting serenaded

It would certainly improve the commentary if they did.

“ Newcastle have a measure control- virtually for the first time all night. 2-0 up, 72 minutes.

They’re away to Man U , someone said so earlier

Imagine Tyldsley’s sex patter- I hope his Mrs. is deaf.

Dan fucking Burn

Dixon an expert on Vaseline application. There’s a shock.

They’re STILL fucking banging on about it.

“ There’s plenty to debate about that goal” No. There fucking isn’t.

Fanny time.

No, Longstaff mate.