Monkeys Fist

This is listed in Reuters photo archive as “ Sew a fucken button on THAT. “

Apparently it’s a gift from one of Mad Dog’s first professional clubs , Munter Hunters Fc.

10 Interweb points to anyone who can correctly identify all the items on that table.

Mrs. Wykiki …

5-0, obviously. We need to step up to the mark here lads, and give a full account of our annihilation of these as PL and his mini bus full of Southern Ponces will obviously not be making the game due to overindulgence and/or arrest the night before. Any suggestions for titty-bars or warehouses* still welcome in PL’s “ Where the fuck can I take this lot without getting them chinned?” thread. * dyslexic pimp. @sammynb- this is your early dementia tag to find the match thread- you’re welcome. Edited title because “at home”.

Whilst I’m pleased we got the points, it would be good to finish a match without a player having another fucking injury- Wilson making himself a sling from his shirt in the dying minutes… he’s just come back ffs. I think Eddie touched on it in his last presser, but there needs to be a good, long look at why we’re getting so many injuries, beyond the fact we have a threadbare squad.

Dirty mackem scab coming on.

Luton are looking dangerous on the break.

BBRRRUUUNNNOOO!!!

Sorry lads, missed most of the first half as I was liberating Komatsu Forge from a few dozen Mongol bastard. We can relax this second half, Rear Admiral Sossidge is back.

Like I said - dehydrated water.

I reckon if you gave it a stupid name and pitched it right you could sell dehydrated water.

The whole concert is here if you’ve never seen it. I can’t imagine this happening today

Aye. It’s like comparing apples to a shit sandwich.

You sure about that?

Depends whereabouts in Sweatlyland Cockenzie ( which always raises a chuckle when I see the sign) is about an hour and a bit from Newcastle. Elgin is closer to Norway.

Bloke walks in to a bakery in Glasgow and says “ Is that a cream puff or a meringue?” Baker says ” No, you’re quite right, it’s a cream puff.”

Before we get into all that, do you stand or sit to wipe?

I can’t wait to sell jam to Rwanda. Watch those gold reserves overflow!!!

That’s the stark reality there like- these utter cunts and their party have decimated this country so completely that it’s a generational repair job just to get back to where we were a few years ago, never mind progress.

The thing he’s got to make the norm is honesty - being able to say for example ” Yes, you’ll pay slightly more NI, but you’ll see the benefit of it in improved services , like getting your dentist appointment in the same year or having your fucking bin emptied once a week”, and not being torn to shreds for it. The three word catchphrases Tories fucking love can get in the same bin as well- treat people with a little respect and it’ll come back to you.

Aye, maybe I’m being a touch over pessimistic there, but you know what I mean. They need PR in as soon as possible, to finish the Tories off as a ruling party for good. I’d fine with a Labour/ LibDem coalition if that’s what it took to get the country functioning for its citizens instead of the elite.