Monkeys Fist

When I worked up at Kielder, the locals would say " the next again day" instead of tomorrow. Sheep botherers.

Power crazee.

Sex in Saham - how coal is delivered. ©Bobby Thompson

That fucker over the road from you with the fat arsed wife. Don't forget him.

Is Saham how the posh folk say Seaham? Lah di dah!

" You filthy fucking rotter!"

Used to be a cracking brothel at the top of Westgate Rd. My Dad was born and bred in Washington, Mother born in Blackhall Mill, moved to Longbenton aged about 8. I was born in Dryburn , Durham , but we moved back to Longbenton when I was 6 months old. Grew up there and Killy. I have never thought of myself as anything other than a Geordie. * Stevie loading up the Mackem gun as I type

He'd love it man!

Yours is a cut, mines hormones.

Tell me I'm gorgeous first

You Nkow

You've lost Wor LM there mind Fish

Aye, that's the one. Decent ale. Btw, you might want to look at your settings on your Facebook page if you don't want randoms ogling your pics

Is that the Sam Smith's pub, next to the Big Wheel?

Boom

He's also wearing sunglasses.… … at night.

A stand-ups nightmare gig- a room full of J69. Calm down pet, you're the one who wanted to tweet it to him in the first place. If he saw it in context, I'm sure any possible racist connotations would be dispelled.

Having a curry on Ocean road whilst some pissed up heifer presses her balloon knot against the window ( and leaves a mark) must run a close second though Stevie, eh what?

Soopa Geordies tbh.

Kept his Wellies on Proper Oirish.

Why not send him the link to the page, so it's seen on context. You big fucking bottler

Nearly finished season 1 of the Wire. Very, very good.

That's a new Ngle on it