Monkeys Fist

My keks?? Round your knees?? Jesus and Mary Chain, I've just gone off again. Stop it woman!

Not really, just the thought of everyone on here zooming in on a mans arse as a result of the post made me chuckle.… So , honestly, did you?

Too late, I've just broke my keks.

"So… pretty please with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car. "

Be a man CT. TITS OOT is how you say it.

From one bunch of MONGS to another eh? … sorry … … nah, not really

If you zoom in on the top pic, there's a teeny poo stain on his shorts.

Wacky- diplomat extraordinaire

He's got odd shaped balls.

Nice Che…woah, hang on!

Watch out for the local traders mind, they'll have your eyes out!

Who the fuck was this then??!! Dave Hollins- keeper , with us 1960-1966. Brother of John Hollins leg-end, who's son is Chris , the sports reporter on BBC Breakfast news, who I hate, as he gets to breath the sweet scent exuded by Susannah Reid , the jammy little fuckrag.

It's quite safe, I promise.

Oh My God… We've created a monster! An unstoppable monster I tells ya!

Some scary shit on here Deaderz http://www.algore.com/

fuck off fat boy. A shite pre weigh in is a gift from the gods that rarely comes. Full of it then? Situation Normal

Do you have a shite before you hit the weigh bridge CT?

It's Teeside Ant. Took them half the day to drag the bomb squad off their kids.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-17356864 Saltburn seafront has been cordoned off by bomb squad due to a woman with "suspicious items" about her person. On Look North, she appears to be dressed in Muslim get up. She'll be gutted if she blows herself to Paradise only to be met by 72 Kevins.

Cheers man. I have put the knife in and outlined why I am not happy. The Mong saw me in with the main dir and she knows it was about her because shes been quiet as a mouse since Fuck her, she will soon be back acting like a fucking 8 year old the mongy bastard. Since you're now working out your notice, I expect the following; 1) You will not arrive at work on time. Half an hour after official start time is the earliest you may arrive. 2) You will curtail your productivity to a maximum of 1hr's work per day. The remainder of your day is to be spent drinking coffee and discussing utterly irrelevant crap with the Mong. 3) Said Mong is be engaged in sexual congress, the photographs of this union to be posted on here.

The Sholinator!

Bastard!!

Get the fuck in!