Monkeys Fist

Is the Greater London Authority privately funded then? They put money into it ( The Orbit).

" Hello mate, fancy a game of Snap"

Hughton's black?

Cheers, but I played no part in it. ( apart from being Uncle Awesome , naturally )

You disagree?

It's an adaption of The Ladies Paradise http://m.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a382121/sarah-lancashire-cast-in-bill-gallaghers-the-paradise.html

You related like?

Speaking of which, what was the most satisfying thing about the season just gone Balarney?

The only benefit Fish will get is an influx of foreign Blart for him to try out the bravado on.

Proud as punch. My nephew has landed a part in a major BBC drama, and starts filming this week. It's going out next year in the Sunday evening slot, same writer and production team as Larkrise to Candleford. Chuffed to bits for him.

I shall be having a bierwurst and sauerkraut in honour of die Königin. Heil Elisabetha

Tbf to BD, he didn't say he was out clubbing. Mecca bingo stays open late in That London.

Engrish?

This. I'd expect he'd get a welcome on a par with Sir Les too.

We don't often agree, but this is one of those times

If you will hang out in biker bars…

Fancy a coffee Sweety?

Here is a lovely but practical biscuit tin I makeded all by myself. It has a lid and a base.

He's the only one who can actually play an instrument , isn't he?

What's your favourite condiment for chips? 1-salt & vinegar 2- tomato ketchup 3- cheese.