Monkeys Fist

Just starting on the simplest and tastiest of suppers- Surf and Turf with Caesar's Salad and Garlic Bread. Chargrilled Rump steaks from Nicholsons butchers in Whitley, prawns in garlic and white wine butter, Caesars salad. * garlic butter baguette. * for CT- salad is a general term you'll be unfamiliar with, in this case it means Romaine Lettuce, Parmesan shavings , croutons and Caesars dressing.

Unless it actually flatters him.

J69 sets up the feeder line …

Fail.

CT's taxi must smell like the bogs at a Turkish bath in this weather- sweaty fat blobs with a faint tang of arse sludge.

Next years Eurovision entry right there.

Cyprus wins the clunge contest, Greece and France joint 2nd.

Has the Romanian bird been on yet?

I have been duped by my wife and her sister - got in from work, three s's, phone call from Mrs. F. " We are at Sis's house. Kids are bathed , you're getting picked up in half an hour, Chinese is ordered. " "Great" says I, only realising as I was on the way round that I'd been sandbagged. * Still, clunge factor is decent so far. Albania gets my vote , for pure Mentalism. * that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Not sure if it's out on kindle yet.

I was thinking the same- layers within layers.

Unlike your time here Alan, I hope you can achieve your goals Break a leg. Za Za you fucking shithouse

This has sent me to bed chuckling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO7l_v3k11Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player

If we're allowing ballady type shit, this is in

You're in Depeche Mode territory here petal!

Both shows are repeated at 1.00am and 2.00am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC85KkexxTU&feature=youtube_gdata_player http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I40cR645cWc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Those two tracks I posted are possibly my favourite Zeppelin tracks TR. I've had them on in the car lately, as my 4 yr old daughter freaks out to Whole Lotta Love, Black Dog, Immigrant Song and Rock and Roll. This is also one of her favourite songs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oCmmB2DPdc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Btw, if any fucker dares post any Depeche Mode from when they decided to be a rock band, I will not be responsible for the consequences.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1yUvdQnERk&feature=youtube_gdata_player http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkjv9SscotY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

If we can have soul/funk on the 1st page, I'm having this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4dL0lv72oM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I'll second all of that.