Monkeys Fist

Last Wednesday was International Steak & Blowjob day. Missed it, dammit! Anyway, it's March 17th, Happy Liberalia* everyone. (* any Roman blood Stevie?)

Was he impressed?

Which ones

Dirty Rimming- you fucking animal CT.

She's taking the weigh-ins a bit seriously like.

Can you go back?

You'll crush the poor little bugger with your gunt.

Good shot. He was piss poor at crossing though

The only other one left Frank Clark OOOOh, good shout

The only other one left Sven after a cunnilingus session on del Olio's gammons

I'm on fire here like Nee idea who this bong eyed monster is though....

"Hello, My name's CT and I'm a lardaholic"

McPish? Another wrongun. Paul Wynn? Is it Di Matteo

Mcghee

Jim Smith he did, with Derby 96-99ish lombardo?

Didn't we also get into the Fairs Cup because of a 'one club per city' rule?

Cheers mate.

Right then chaps, I've been asked to price a job which is painting a tubular duct above a swimming pool. To calculate the amount of paint needed, I need to work out the surface area of the duct. Dimensions are; duct diameter= 1m (2r) duct length = 120m. (H) The formula for surface area of a cylinder is 2(pi r2 ) + 2(pi r) H. (The first part is to calculate the ends of the cylinder, which doesn't apply in this case as the duct starts and finishes at a wall.) So, putting the dimensions into that , I get 2x( 3.14 x 0.5m )x 120 , or more simply 3.14 x 120, which is 376.8m2 That's for a straight cylinder. there a a few bends and outlet boxes, so I've added 10m2 and rounded it up to get 390m2. Firstly, have I used the right formula, secondly, have I calculated it correctly? Cheers

Is that a piss powered taxi ?

Boom!

NSFW!!!

I thought we were both having a pop a the Boldon Bunter like, but hey ho, we'll sort it out over a pasty or ten. Like men, not calorie-counting queens.

FYP, fatty * Shrieks with rage and throws deep fried peanut butter and jam sandwich at screen * *....then, full of self-loathing and crying big snotty tears, proceeds to lick it off...

May I respectfully suggest you lay off the fatso/fatty comments? I find such fattist comments hurtful, not everyone has moobs of rancid butter like yourself you know ! FYP, fatty