Monkeys Fist

"Something Special" cbeebies , judging by the child pics of him.

Do you mean the Joan/Jaguar episode? Btw, watched episode 1 of The Wire last night. Hooked. How many series does it run for?

Where you going next week Gemmill? I'll make plans

Not today, but I'd imagine it will be in the holidays. There was about 30-40 kids there today, plus parents, milfs etc. didn't feel busy at all. There's loads of seating.

At least Blair the war criminal kept up the demand. Bad crack if they go.

At Round the Twist now with Destructo Boy- its a big, new soft play warehouse near Benton Asda. The play area is decent enough, clean and in good nick. What sets it apart from the many , many, many others I've endured is the menu - Slow roast lamb shank in Bordelaise sauce Arabiatta penne with chorizo and courgette. Eton Mess All homemade ( even the burgers, CT) I paid £3.95 to get in today.

For the togs, it's by Ansell Adams btw.

What's missing from this pic? Answer

Bad weather- Hancock or Discovery museum. Good weather- Housesteads and/or Vindolanda. Buy the younger a wooden roman sword and let them loose. Can be combined with a walk along to Steelriggs.

He's cut the tops off his last three toes.

I would, but Destructo Boy would break Nature.

Just checked the weather . Was hoping to take him out for a long walk and kickabout, but rain is forecast. Think I'll take him swimming , then jigsaws and toy cars back home

Got a day with the nipper tomorrow, hunting for things to do.

Who's he like?

I read a Stormy Weather by Hiassen ages ago Gemmill, good read.

We could have had them aaa-a-all But Romain was quite cheeee-ee-eap. With thanks to Adele.

And Albarn can fuck off out the running, before anyone even thinks about it.

I'll repost my FB crack. Had a drunken discussion/ argument recently where we all agreed a movie about the Kinks would be decent, but couldn't agree on who should play Ray and Dave.

I refer the honourable member to my previous response.

Yep. Might get sacked, but yep

This guaranteed my non-participation

And you can legitamately refuse to provide it.