Monkeys Fist

The two exist(ed) in utterly different worlds. Imagine those two in the same dressing room- Jackie gets the bus in, gets changed , and goes out and plays a blinder in horizontal snow. Tevez goes on strike because Jackie got coal dust on his diamond encrusted shoes.

I'd fold the business, because giving it back to either of those two Cath-words would have the same effect.

Jackie-" You'll play up the side of a mountain , and enjoy it"

Hoy some prawns in- no one will know.

Only time I drink tea is when I have Fish and Chips.

His cremation didn't go too well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uecLHrJHLo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Is Uncal Mick a member?

Where's Micky

Been pissing myself at the Micks so much Mrs. F. asked me what I was laughing at, so I showed her the pics. I wish I'd had a cam to record her reaction- she knows them through her work. (She works in bamp housing over there, and deals with the problem family's.) She even recognised Uncal Mick's yellow quilted jacket.

Trophyshy : That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it. Man: Coffee darling? Trophyshy: Yeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! [kicks him in the crotch]

It's a throwback to my stoner days abroad. I'm like bullet time until my first draft of the day.

I would try, but then I'd have to scrub my throat with bleach

Coffee 5-10 a day Tea. Ringtons can still run a successful tea delivery business up here.

The last 30 seconds when he does Star Spangled Banner

J69, obviously.

It's frightening the amount of young fat cunts around. No apologies for my terminology, you get that fat by eating too much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L77R2eJ279k&feature=youtube_gdata_player Shatnered!

No shortage of places to hang a hat in Chapel

Are you Mr. Skidmore?

What was she thinking? Fingerless gloves??

Odd thing for them to get upset about-Can't be that many gay Azerbaijani hackers.

Hugh Jass from Wideopen.

Sounds more like Kevin than he does.

Daglish has left Liverpool fucked for a good few seasons. If they take the Experienced Manager route, he'll be expected to win a trophy/get into Europe next season, which , given theirr squad ,is a big task. If they go for someone like Martinez, it'll take at least 2-3 seasons to build a new team good enough to achieve anything, and I doubt very much if the loveable scallys will be prepared to give him/whoever that time.