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  1. Monkeys Fist
    I'd liken it to a bacteriologist studying a strain of bacteria as it mutates into something more virulent. The bacteria is a living thing, indiscriminately multiplying but has no self awareness, or control over its actions. The bacteriologist looks on , horrified and repelled by what he sees, always aware that it is just a simple organism.… … but classy.
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    Post this pic on your FB page with a comment along the lines of " Great Bloke!" See how many of your friends get pissy with you, thinking its Joseph Kony. Then hit them with the " so you think black men look alike?" Oh the joys of Friday night in!
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    Doghumped in the neck!
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    Inherently, it's a morale thing.
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    A Govt. scheme to save £159 million by sharing services between departments has gone £500 million over budget. Would be hilarious if it wasn't so fucking criminal! http://www.publicfinance.co.uk/news/2012/03/money-saving-shared-services-overspend-by-500m/
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    Congrats Wykiki!
  7. Monkeys Fist
    This is what happens when you do it like Spurs… On topic, no surprise if Tiote is away in summer, no surprise that Dewek is still an odious turd, no surprise our resident loony has turned this thread the way of so many others.
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    Ye Gods, 51 years old and he's only managed to spell 2 words out of 6 spelt correctly. And one of them is 'a'......... according to Facebook, he's unable to spell the name of the firm he works for either....... Name and shame Gene, you know it's for the good of humanity.
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    I'd ask him if he'd show you any pics of Dani Behr's growler. FYP
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    Foil hats on boys! http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2012/0308/breaking1.html Hits Canada in about 20 mins.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Welcome to Hell!
  12. Monkeys Fist
    £30??? Where at like
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Too many hangers-on in that game.
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Cottaging.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    http://m.metroradioarena.co.uk/events/4698/gillette-soccer-saturday-live-with-jeff- How not to sell tickets
  16. Monkeys Fist
    Bad crack that , RIP. Eh F**h?
  17. Monkeys Fist
    What a bunch of pretentious, pompous, supercilious, arrogant wankers you lot are, epitomised by Monsieur Given. Get over yerselves man!
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    If I collided with CT I reckon it'd be like getting cuddled by dough.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    Don't be daft man! Hoy the spaz in there too!
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Inshane in the membrane innit. "Fatty" , from the Lena Zavaroni of the taxi world.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    You're right it's not. RTG is the upper 0.1% of them who can almost write. I must admit, I've often wondered the same thing, but my day to day experience of the filthy beggars is what prompted me to write ( in all seriousness) my first line.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    In Shane we trust.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Proves the point Gene so eloquently makes.
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  25. Monkeys Fist
    Go on… scare the kiddies.
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