Monkeys Fist

Boo! Down with this sort of thing!

Shane and CT on rocky ground here. (The link below explains how to do it better than I can btw ) http://www.relate.org.uk/life-lgbt-channel/index.html

At the end of that article, the bloke responsible for Big Brother in the Uk is being knighted for services to broadcasting! WTF??? Fling him in the Tower!

Mastic gun in hand, sun on my back, on course for early finish. Happy monkey.

There's only room in this competition for one pair of spectacular tits.

Getting a lift off her Mam then, is she?

Welcome to Pennywell Mick Allan Jnr Jnr Jnr. ( I'd go back up if I was you, kiddo)

Are Romania still in it Meenzer? I'll be supporting them for a couple of reasons

Shouldve been 'Lemb' too

Quick question- has this one got a cock or not?

THE FERNS.

Bloke walked into a sports shop and asked Fish " Can I have some cycling shorts?" "Aye, leng sleeved or short?" said Fish.

Made a big crèche.

My Grandad was a miner from Washington, spoke pitmatic, goobledegook.

Same difference man, pit yacker Seen any gurd bends lately ?

Fish is from Blyth isn't he? The weather today wasn't curled. He cooks on a herb too

Nothing is more traumatic than when Bambi's mother dies. Nothing.

Too far.

That is genuinely disturbing.

Spoil yourself … http://www.nigella.com/recipes/view/chocolate-guinness-cake-3086 Aaaaand any excuse…

There's an episode involving Betty Draper coming up which put me in mind of a certain taxi driver

"Something Shit Is Happening"

So, that's why you took the week off Happy Birthday mate. Welcome to Old Age.

Good work Agent Toonraider. http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/olympic-flame-goes-out-during-torch-relay-7770778.html

Boldon, Innit?