Monkeys Fist

Is that on their 5* campsite?

More Russell Harty?

Liverpool attacked by 50ft Uncal Mick! 1000s of dippers knocked out by the stench.

I've always thought Mrs. Gibb has some questions that need answering. These two… Either side of these two… I'm calling cuckoo.

Neufchateau Unifié. And bollocks.

Bent, you big mincer.

Tbf Stevie, you do have a tinge of "Powerhouse" to your voice.

FYP

Band name change required. The Bee Gee.

CT - " But Bisto is proper gravy, isn't it?

Nebulous mood, So , I was blah blah blahhty blah. I think I've got the hang of it

Full of roast chicken dinner, off to meet a long lost cousin type through family tree research. * checks teeth for cabbage*

Huey Morgan just played a mental Prodigy medley on his 6music show by this lot Superb.

" I am Jack…(Kerouac)"

I'd expect nothing less from you Edit: d'oh! Edit #2: FFS!

Posted without adjustment- not like you @ys ?

Go Ninja TR

Dare you to hoy a bucket of water over the flame.

Ithangew. :

Aye, catch yerself on , and other colloquialisms.

They use Enchanted Bloom in hospitals then? Who knew.

Had a "Bob and Terry" moment last night. Mrs. F. wanted to take the kids , nieces and nephews to the Late Shows around the City centre last night- the museums and gallery's stayed open til midnight , with events, bars and food on etc. I figured, it'll be full of arty types, hipster cunts and the like, I'll be safe recording the CL final and watching it " live" later without worrying about anyone blowing the result for me. Sure enough, I'd guessed right, the Hancock was rammed with trilbys and skinny jeans ( moment of the night came from my little 'un. He was running around the dinosaur section, being a T-Rex, and ran straight into a bloke in his 40s , fully kitted out in pork pie hat, skinny jeans and tie, Fist Jr had his hands up as he was running, and gave this hipster a two handed slap in the bollocks. My lad looked momentarily confused, then T-Rexxed off as if nothing had happened. The bloke was on the floor, gasping. I was sooo proud ) Anyway, got home about 10.30, not knowing the result, got the kids to bed etc, and turned the telly on… … straight onto the news, as it showed Chelsea lifting the cup. Double bastard!!

Would've been like Weeble MMA