Monkeys Fist

Get fucked.

It's only polite to ask him for a bite of his Big Kahuna Burger first though.

Aye lads, writing up the quote this weekend. No friends in business and that.

Anyone else get this exact post as a PM?

That's my thinking tbh Ant.

If he scores one of them every week, you can have the Falklands mate.

Bit of a dilemma- we ( my business) sub-contract a regular job from a guy( lets call him Bob). He has always told the client that we were his employees, which was annoying but we said nowt. Today, the client called us aside after work and said they knew we were subbys, not a problem, they weren't happy with Bob and would we be interested in the contract if they couldn't resolve their issues with him. We've been asked to submit a proposal for the contract, and reading between the lines, if we match or beat Bob's price, they have no intention of " resolving the issues"with him. . It's as good as ours. Here's the dilemma- when we set up, Bob provided us with a fair amount of work, and although he has brought the issues on himself, we'd still feel a bit shit about taking the work. ( a bit like banging your mate's lass the night after she dumps him ). The flipside to that is that over the last year , the amount of work Bob has brought us has reduced to , basically, this contract. So, looks like he's going to lose it , we have been asked to quote it, if we get it , Bob will spit the dummy. Thoughts lads ? ( I already know what we are gojng to do btw, just wondering if anyone has been in a similar scenario?)

Question for you Rice- why , if you're against "out of town" supporters, do you support the mackems , and not Consett AFC?

Nice … teeth?

Punxsutawney Phil strikes again.

Good Luck J69. (Just don't try any humour on them )

Toes crossed here for you HowmanHM

Because of all my pride, The tears I've gotta hide! I saw him today, I saw his faeces It was a faeces I loved.

You lying little shite! We agreed- teabags and rims.

Only for games he can watch on his telescope

Unsustainable financial recklessness that mind. "Someone" will love/have you for it. *fucks off back to posting titty pics*

Dribbling in the box is a problem , apparently. Also guilty of shooting too early and can't handle loose balls. Erm… big black cocks.

Banned for questioning the lack of democratic process in choosing Mods. Welcome to Syria. Za za.

Bingo. Unbelievable like, but that's her. Nice chebs.

Oh yes, drives men mad now.

Play in the Hole?

Guess who?........ You'll never get it , but clue is "Nice Chebs"

We best be careful here Stevie, we don't want a "Bent's mam" situation developing. For the record,Ma Gutierrez looks like a wonderful woman... erm, can I ask the audience?

Hey man THIS is the main front page story of tonights physical Chronical (sic) ffs ! A break in. In Argentina. http://www.chronicle...72703-30390929/ Gets his looks from Pa Gutierrez then...........