Monkeys Fist

"Paddy is woken in the middle of the night by a phone call. The caller says "Is that Dublin 22 33 22?" Paddy says "no it's Dublin 223 322!", the caller apologises for waking him in the middle of the night. Paddy says "Oh it's all right I had to get up to answer the phone anyhow!" Two Irishman went into a pub and the landlord said you’re not allowed to eat your own food in here, so they swopped sandwiches.

Deported?

Very good Chubby.

Wrong thread! Wrong thread! Minge only

Lesbians Prozzies?? Where???

So it is. RIP Edit; Bugger! Beaten to it!

Regerme........ only one letter away from a favourite site of mine

Nice to see you used a match day pic

http://www.southparkstudios.co.uk/clips/sp_vid_164818/?searchterm=Major%20boobage

Help Me Rhonda... And here she is with her growler out

RIP Alex

Subtle

Post of the week. Surely you know of Julio Arca though? Quién?

happy birthday cunterheads lol ha

Nice Chebs!

Mixed. Have a funeral to attend a week tomorrow. Downer Been to Manchester today to price up a serious contract. Upper.

Dump your job. ( quadruple entendre… )

I love the Keep, shame the Victorians built a fucking big railway right through the middle of the castle Garth. Has anyone been inside the Black Gate? There used to be a bagpipe museum in there, but it seems closed to the public now. I'd love to have a nosey round it.

Excellent. Well said.

Cragside is a good shout, as are Housesteads and Vindolanda on Hadrians Wall. In the City, you'll be able to visit the Keep, Blackfriars (13thC Dominican Chapter House), and the West Walls in a good morning. The Hancock ( Great North Museum) , now houses the Museum of Antiquities collection- its free, but give the ropey stuffed animals a miss when you first go in. Chillingham Castle is worth a visit, and the Chillingham Herd, but you'd have to check its open at this time of year.

I'd love to give him some attention.