Monkeys Fist

Apoocalypse Now.

CT clearly has a hot young neighbour just moved in over the road, and has started this thread as " cover" to explain the arrival of his pervoscope to Mrs. CT. Blatant. Btw, I'd recommend the Meade Electronic Video Eyepiece- stunning clarity, you can make out individual pubes.

The Abyss

The book,( Alive byPiers Paul Reed) is well worth a read.

For a moment, I thought this was a " yes Gemmill".

" You Need Hands" Max Bygraves I Thangew

The Fish has it spot on. I'm no more lucky or unlucky than the next man, if I'm honest I think " luck" is a pile of bollocks. Everything I have really wanted in my life , I have gone out and got/done. I firmly believe that if you decide you want something, the only thing that can stop you getting it is you. I know that sounds like a line from some shit Yank " Lifechoice" seminar, but it's how I've lived my life so far. Ask yourself, " How much do I want *********** to happen?" If you decide it's something you want, think " What do I need to do to make this happen?" If all you come up with is obstacles and negativity, you've answered your first question. If you view it as a series of challenges, good luck, it may take time but you'll get there. If all else fails, have a stranger wank.

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.

Pint or shot? Sahara or Atacama?

He was a veggie which is a far bigger crime IMO. Wonder if his poo-bitch had to be veggie too, or if meat sheet was alreet?

Given the shit sandwich he served to the world, it should be no surprise to learn Hitler was a Coprophile. Dirty bugger!

4 Minutes 33 Seconds.

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Lord of the Rings

Swallows and Amazons

The Only Way is Up

Pardon? Life on the Mississippi by Mark Twain is thought to have been the first typewritten book submitted Tia publisher. The male Praying Mantis cannot mate until its head has been torn off. Humphrey Bogart was the 7th cousin of Diana Spencer The repopulate the world to current levels, a hens egg full of human ova and an anadin capsule full of sperm would suffice- assuming each one successfully fertilised, of course.

Skiing's popularity has suffered since boarding came along Going downhill tbh Za za

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9PYPvMz-Wc&feature=youtube_gdata_player Died today, the above is one of my favourite tracks , eva, an that. What a voice.

It was difficult to make out what people were saying over the deafening sound of knickers hitting the floor. Why you not keen on standing CT? Old age or just general poovery?

The shrinking part?

I'd love it if we could have a standing section at SJP. Would make going to the match fun again. Plus, if you ended up next to some tubby Tory who stunk of Balti Pies ( for example) , you could just wander away… … or piss on the back of his legs.

Aye, most new pools are littered with it! None on this one. Tricky for us, had a job in Hexham where the glulam had been stained by a roof leak. Asked to sand it off and seal it. Utter waste of tone as the stain was images deep, told the client this, but they said " Give it a go". Filled a week.