Monkeys Fist

The original or the yank version? The original is a belting film.

What did you think of Marley & Me ?

Rango. Shouldn't have really, I've got to be up drive to Warrington and back tomorrow, but it's funny as fuck.

I reckon we can turn this into The Cooking Thread Mk II if we post the shit out of it.

You make a valid point Meenzer. It's great fun ripping into CT's culinary naivety, but if you've never really cooked before, it's a daunting task stepping into a kitchen. The govt , etc, can bang on about 5 a day until they're blue in the face, if people can't cook without burning water they'll get nowhere. As I write this I've been thinking " who taught me the basics?", and as cliched as it sounds, it was Ma & Pa Fist. Just simple things, but essential. I clearly remember asking about cooking veg- does it go in cold water or boiling water? Mam told me if it grows underground it goes in cold, if it grows above ground it goes in boiling. Anyway… I reckon CT is cooking boiled eggs as he can't crack raw eggs yet and is sick of ending up with a face dripping like a bad porn star.

"Kill Baldrick…" You'll feel better reading this. http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2011/sep/19/cookbook-errors-recipes-for-disaster

CT, do everyone, yourself included, a massive favour and buy a copy of this It's where Heston nicked the boiled egg method from

You been boiling eggs a la CT? What happened?

Killer Kilcline finally comes out as an accountant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDpO5Bu27fs&sns=em "Taxi! To the nearest pie shop, thence to the Cleading Conservative Club!"

For a while, aye. Then the technical problems kicked in and they got the sound back.

I think hate is a bit harsh. Pardew has clearly spent a lot of time instilling a teamwork ethic in the squad, they play for each other and it shows. It's possible that he is concerned introducing HBA into the team kind of pisses on that. I don't think it would, be if that's the case I can see his concern.

Ring him up and ask him Joshua Cryer : 07977 164 990 joshua.cryer@ncl.ac.uk I'd feel bad if it wasn't already splashed all over tinterweb.

Aye, I'd be surprised if he isn't booted out of Uni. Must've racked up a canny student debt by now too- my heart is bleeding.

Re. Joshua Cryer, the tit who sent Collymore racist tweets. I'm guessing that's his law career over before it's started? Can you be a lawyer/barrister with a criminal record?

Wasn't that those Mackems tramps? Aye. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8413974.

Have to say mind, Jonas' was a wee beauty as well. Casual as fuck.

Oh my word! What a fucking goal! And a piece of shit ITV is.

Paul Ince makes my fucking teeth itch.

Piss "takeing" Ba-stard!

Where's the Arena you mention?

Taxi!

Zoom in on the crowd at 0.02 and you can see a portly fellow in a panama hat, covered in pie crumbs and hurling abuse at Jonas.