Monkeys Fist

1. Patrice Muamba's recovery- meh, he's alreet man! 2. God vs Science- Atheists should thank God for the science which disproves him. 3. Gays are gay because their brains are broken.

YAY! All the best mate, good to hear

Like a dyke in a fanny shop.

Fanni , Fucks. Quim. Pardew wouldn't know where to start.

Unspecified deity wept.

Maybe with the combined power of science and god we can cure these defective bummers ,eh?

For some unknown reason, I have an urge to watch this tonight

MancMag and Gemmill, but only one allowed so Manc. Feel like we've all had a pint with CT, given his summertime "garden" posts.

You should give it a go

Poor whores.

Are you allowed butt lube breaks? Good luck btw

Just seen this, very good Halibut.

Get them to say , In Hertford, Hereford, and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen. Dead giveaway

Stress fractures I'd say

The slightest hint of a y in there, CONDEMNED!!

Sunderland and Easington

Easington, calls it Newky Brown, it's all stacking up. Bet you he has dairy products on his chips

Llambias will be wandering around SJP looking for someone to sack today. $40k doesn't grow on trees. Quick, give him a mirror!

I'm shattered.

Fish with a mullet, innit?

Vaulted ahead with that one Kitman. Window-n't you come up with a new one when it seems there's nothing left? So-munting special, you are. I'm Apro(n).