Monkeys Fist

Get them oot. Sorry, ran out of wire for the Strimmer.

My pendulous moobs are at the ready Cat… Link for proof please.

No, I'm deadly serious.

I'll show you my tits

Howay man woman!! that's four pairs tonight and counting btw ,I dare you to go on there and simply post.........

I haven't booked my train yet actually! 11th May okay for you? There's a couple of pints and 15 nurses in it for you Third pair messed tonight.

Possibly the least convincing apology since Blair said sorry for slavery.

That second weekend… need a lift?

My keks?? Round your knees?? Jesus and Mary Chain, I've just gone off again. Stop it woman!

Not really, just the thought of everyone on here zooming in on a mans arse as a result of the post made me chuckle.… So , honestly, did you?

Too late, I've just broke my keks.

"So… pretty please with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car. "

Be a man CT. TITS OOT is how you say it.

From one bunch of MONGS to another eh? … sorry … … nah, not really

If you zoom in on the top pic, there's a teeny poo stain on his shorts.

Wacky- diplomat extraordinaire

He's got odd shaped balls.

Nice Che…woah, hang on!

Watch out for the local traders mind, they'll have your eyes out!

Who the fuck was this then??!! Dave Hollins- keeper , with us 1960-1966. Brother of John Hollins leg-end, who's son is Chris , the sports reporter on BBC Breakfast news, who I hate, as he gets to breath the sweet scent exuded by Susannah Reid , the jammy little fuckrag.

It's quite safe, I promise.

Oh My God… We've created a monster! An unstoppable monster I tells ya!

Some scary shit on here Deaderz http://www.algore.com/

fuck off fat boy. A shite pre weigh in is a gift from the gods that rarely comes. Full of it then? Situation Normal