Monkeys Fist

Pipe down , pie boy

Think I'll be getting that- good shout.

I will be staggering around the city centre post match, beer goggles on, and no doubt flinging my shit at challengers to my status as troop daddy. I'm the short stocky bloke with a shaved head btw

Congratulations to you and your Mrs. mate. Thought you might've called her Sheila, or Noelene, but Esther is a lovely name- she may grow up to be an organic chemist.

I'm bouycoutting it.

All the best Wilson.

Must admit, as a kid I never got diahorreah after sniffing Big Sis Fist's skiddy keks.

Fish in the Hangover thread tomorrow- guaranteed Had some of this at the weekend, not too shabby…

There's loads more of them on there. Best.Cartoon.Ever.

"Moisturiser with a Livening Element"

You'd love my beef torpedo.

Betting on a Mackem win too!

Do you do Ju-Jitsu ?

The longest post in Toontastic history.

You should start a campaign to have Trololo man represent the Uk. I'd watch.

Going to get the tree from Hillheads Farm in half an hour, my 4yr old is coming along to " help" She is so excited- Christmas trees, farms, when I show her the video from Santa she will explode. http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/home Shields Christmas Market- any good? Going there after I've got the tree.

At least I'm not marrying a bloke. has MF been looking through the local transvestite's window again Want me to pop round your place Leazes? Afterwards, we can Eat Da Poo Poo

I won't send you a pic of my knackers

Don't blame you at all. Can I have your ticket, then? They're struggling to get rid of tickets, I believe. If it sells out there should be nigh on 150 pissed-up nurses, all in very few clothes in one room. I'm missing a trick here - it's one of my mates who is organising it and I'm sure she wouldn't notice a few non-medical types if they snuck in. I could make a fortune! Tickets please!

Not bad for a crack whore.

Not what you want after a biscuit

I've seen the future Meenzer, it's all Krankies.