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Monkeys Fist

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  1. How old am I? I'm still a bairn myself Irrelevant , but… Unless Fat Cunt employs underage labour in his glorified market stalls, you're at least 16. I vaguely recall you saying you were studying English, which suggests you are at Uni. At a guess I'd say you were an immature 19-20 yr old. Either way Paedo.
  2. Especially if they don't "here" them sizzling eh?
  3. Wait until she's asleep, then slowly but methodically place your helmet on her face. As she wakes, photograph it and threaten to upload it if she ever comes back.
  4. Can you handle them? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksjdTz83VHc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  5. If Stevie was German, which footballer would he be? OberTan.
  6. You couldn't handle them, you big gay Geordie.
  7. Fucking hell. I'd actually started to forget the sheer horror What happened to massive-heeded Pole? How would you rate him on a scale of 1-10?
  8. You couldn't handle them, you big gay Viking.
  9. I remember at the time being in stitches ,imagining Deano agonising over whether to play Outside Bog up front
  10. Here you go , Big shite http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?/topic/31382-fao-deano-tiotes-nutz/page__view__findpost__p__966142
  11. I quite like Zappa. Not a massive fan (although my mate is) but apart from the musicianship (is that even a word?) which I can appreciate, I like the way they just had a laugh. Compare that to po-faced cunts like Metallica. Definately had a laugh like … Released an album called " Does Humour Belong in Music ?" iirc But which Fleetwood Mac line up was the best? Peter Green man. Made Syd Barrett looked like he had a mild addiction to paracetamol.
  12. Zappa knocks them all into a cocked hat btw. If we're talking avant garde and shit. And Peter Green, hands down.
  13. Average White Band vs Earth Wind and Fire. Fight to the death, funksters.
  14. Speaking of which, is Black Eye Friday tomorrow or next week?
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