Monkeys Fist

Merry Christmas Leazes.

Lucky me! For you both, it's Naughty Nigella time again!

Good lass Cath, you're back on the " would use her shit for toothpaste" list. Sketchy for a bit there , mind.

Please tell me that's not a paper hockle catcher

on the wrong person though

Been doing my family history for a bit now. Uncovered some interesting stuff, tragic stuff, unearthed a few skeletons in the closet, but today I found out something truly horrific. A great uncle ( by marriage) played for the mackems in 1919-1920. I wish I'd never started.

That's why I wish I was you. Nails in the face of tits.

I wish I was J69. Honest.

Yo Ho Ho.

Right click on the image, " Copy image location"?

WYN PDO1

I sense a name change.

Bloody hell Catmag it is only thee best film of all time and I don't say that lightly having to reduce Hairspray and Mama Mia to 2nd and 3rd place. It is thee ultimate Christmas feel good film. Get it watched. And you wonder why your cock is giving up ?

Has she got hairy tits then?

On Toontastic, the average age of the combat poster was thirty-two. On Newcastle-Online it was nineteen. N-n-n-n-nineteen.

Happy Birthday.

Calls for a mass debate on the issue.

Some of the mental images this thread is creating… Not least, CT's pudgy pink-tipped little fella, giving up the ghost and jettisoning sparse ginger pubes as it disappears into the doughy belly fat which is engulfing it at a spectacular rate. And Chez's old fella looking like Robinson Crusoe on a bad hair day.

Increased Man gunt?

Yo Ho Ho http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufY-QRVndGw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Before or after digestion?