Monkeys Fist

Piss "takeing" Ba-stard!

Where's the Arena you mention?

Taxi!

Zoom in on the crowd at 0.02 and you can see a portly fellow in a panama hat, covered in pie crumbs and hurling abuse at Jonas.

Jonas!!!! CT seething.

She's way too old for Smoggie tastes.

Do the Poz…nah.

Jesus wept. "NUFC Direct" - is he taking the piss ?

This had me so vexed, I had no option but to venture below stairs and give one of my house darkies a sound thrashing. By golly.

Beetleju…… Nah

Beetlejuice, just saying @ys

I say!!

Oh , ay.

Are you Canadian Deaders, Ay ?

Eh?

I'll have an R, I, & P please Bob.

Reporter-"So Arsene, what did you make of Van Persie beheading the infidel Rooney on the halfway line?" Wenger- " I deed not see eet. "

I'll bet the big-arsed racist turns up late, has a coffee and a natter, then after 20 minutes, finally gets down to some twattering! Bitch!!!!!!!

Class!