Monkeys Fist

Yes, as can everyone- that's what I'm saying. You might not want every cunterhead on here seeing them.

She has a face like a startled frog, but have you seen the rack on Vorderman lately? http://twitter.com/#!/carolvorders/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FDC2zDWQo http://p.twimg.com/Ae2_ydrCAAA9r2I.jpg:large http://yfrog.com/mejtuauj:tw1 I'll have two from the top please Carole

Just a reminder that Mrs.Speed is in attendance tomorrow.

You would, even though you most likely would never see any of the money? Some fan you are.. People like you need to stop being part-time accountants for SD and start being proper supporters. Money in the bank and Smithy dishing out redcard-tacles left`n`right, oh yarrrrr........ a bit cuntroversial there Salty

Just a wee heads up Deaders- you can upload to Imageshack without signing in, that way we can't see the pics of your black fiat 500, you as a nipper, your System performance settings, and the scary serial killer pondering his next victim

So where's the pic of you doing it doggystylee, Eh Deaders ?

http://www.imageshack.com/ upload from your pc, then paste the image on here using the image tag

Red maggots - takes me back to my coarse fishing days.

Finger on the pulse there Deaders.

When the police said the CCTV was digitally enhanced, Cattermole thought they meant he had six fingers. Classy club.

Please tell me he's your proctologist

Depends- we talking cock-rape or Scissor Sisters?

Why Thomas, we share impeccable taste in wallpaper. Lordy Bless my Soul.

Lady Wykiki

Potatoes were illegal in France until 1772, when they were declared fit for consumption, due largely to Augustin Parmentier. Pommes Parmentier are one of my favourites, beaten only by Pommes Dauphinoise. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine-Augustin_Parmentier And that is your Potato Fact for today.

Paedy Paradise.

That's them in the crèche Depends what you do with your hamsters Innit? I make them read Darkness at Noon by Arthur Koestler whilst listening to Radiohead. Blatant rodent abuse that.

Depends what you do with your hamsters Innit?

Double Hypocrisy Nelson.

A risk I would sell my family to take.

Since having kids, I have rediscovered the simple joy of Fish Fingers.

Maris Dancers

Laz has been doing that for years to be fair, But Laz is likeable.

CT's ok man. He's worth his weight in gold ( currently £3,033,852.03, this may vary due to price and pie consumption fluctuations).