Monkeys Fist

This is fucking brilliant. What the fuck was he doing there?

Swinging your arms about won't stop them Pardew you fuckwit! Why isn't Ben Arfa playing?

Pheeeeeleeeepppe! Up at 4 buying spuds tomorrow too - ledge.

Been on the Irn Bru ?

Sheesh! Oh no! The Perchinator!

You can see where his son gets its from.

Last March, Chelsea and Dippers.

Chipolata on with Kebab- meat feast.

This is Immaculate Conception- Manure raped by Virgins.

You fucking beauty!!!!

CT been hoying his mid-half snack around.

Get the fuck in!

We're all here. Parky's got a box. We bring our laptops. Don't tell anyone, I'm Sammi Ameobi

Blowing a hooly. Expecting precisely fuck all tonight.

She heard CT was a contestant.

Rest in Pieces. What?…

La Palma is on the back down though. Fish's arrival might just set it off.

Do I get my own personal Ameobi?

Ian fucking Rush. Cheers Kenny.

I have a tale about an Arsenal fan, swingers and the Trent. Will post it later when I've got time. Tease

There's really no secret CT. If you use swede, you'll get orange/yellow mash. Cut into equal pieces, steam until soft, mash it up with butter and black pepper. No need for liquidising it or cooking twice or other such bollix, it's really as simple as above. * cutting tip- cut the swede into four segments ( think Terry's choc orange) , then lay each segment on one of its large flat sides and cut it into 1-2 cm slices. This way you'll have roughly equal pieces which will all cook evenly*

How old is the teenager, and how long you got them?

May your feet be as soft as CT's cock. Happy New Year to you and Trophytits.