Monkeys Fist

Go on then TS.

I'd like to put it behind me now lads.

always the bridesmaid

They still talk about my Shepherd No.1 with reverence at Leazes' local.

Bitch slap avoided- well done

It was fantastic

Took my 4yr old daughter to the panto at Theatre Royal yesterday night. Fantastic!

poor bloke only has 5 fingers now

Deport the Terrorist Grandma

Maybe he was just freaked out by Fereday actually getting a shot on target

One of them looks like Wayne Fereday. He'd fuck Wayne too. Back on topic, the boyfriend- mortal drunk or just soft as shite?

another derailed thread. It's actually the last word in the dictionary- thought you might like it you radge old bastard

Hats off Monroe

He might yet! One of my uncles was diagnosed 5-6 years ago with the same, he's been clear since treatment and is fighting fit

Zyxt

I don't want to know what goes on in your kitchen when you make Spotted Dick

He's areet had all his treatment and what not, just waiting for the chemo to stop working which will be about 3 weeks time, he gets a scan then the cancer in his bowel will be removed. It's spread no where like, but it's obviously still a major major worry. As I say to him literally every time I speak to him you don't beat it by feeling negative, positivity beats it, and determination fuck all else. Me mates mam had it too long before they treated it, she bravely fought for 2 years, but couldn't beat it. Loads of people I know have got cancer recently fucking awful disease, the worst, it even got Sir Bobby in the end. Hope it turns out well for your Dad Stevie

May your day be filled with white stuff

Buon Natale from Santa Monica

Christmas Grime , Cameltoe and Wine. Braaaaap!

Have some self-respect, man. Dappy Christmas!

Used to do this in July every year when I worked abroad. The crack was you did small acts of kindness for week, then gave the gift at the end. One year, my Santa tidied my tent ( a mammoth task) left flowers, cold beer appeared from nowhere, there was a coffee by my bed every morning when I woke up. All excellent stuff. When the gift swap happened, turned out my Santa was a lad who I openly detested. I felt like a piece of shit.

Seconded.