Monkeys Fist

May your day be filled with white stuff

Buon Natale from Santa Monica

Christmas Grime , Cameltoe and Wine. Braaaaap!

Have some self-respect, man. Dappy Christmas!

Used to do this in July every year when I worked abroad. The crack was you did small acts of kindness for week, then gave the gift at the end. One year, my Santa tidied my tent ( a mammoth task) left flowers, cold beer appeared from nowhere, there was a coffee by my bed every morning when I woke up. All excellent stuff. When the gift swap happened, turned out my Santa was a lad who I openly detested. I felt like a piece of shit.

Seconded.

Uno's? Are you a 1990s footballer?

You assume correctly. Share that shit, bumpiper.

Wahey! Sweet David then

Monroe transfer

You got a daughter Lazarus? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3701059/History-made-as-nipple-is-found-on-foot.html

Skunk Anansie agree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oto-CIKKNR8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Monroe Transfer Still one of the most inexplicable and worrying episodes I've seen on here. Monroe Transfer Monroe Transfer

The Mrs. already stamping her authoritaaaay?

Had some swordfish steaks marinating in teriyaki, chilli, garlic ginger and lime since last night. Just about to grill em now, steamed rice and green beans.

My cousin works for SAB Miller, who own Haywards 5000, Bob.I've emailed her for a retailer and I'll let you know soon as she replies

A bunch of squaddie's bints are expected to beat a bunch of x- factorites fame whores to Christmas no1 spot. Whoopee! In other news, I had a remarkably cohesive turd today.

Who, Jan or Mrs Tooj? Either way, needs a beeatch slap.

You've narrowly missed seeing Toughguymick/TannedDave dying on his arse there mate. We are taking the lads we've worked with this year out on the 17th for a meal and then drink til you drop. Quite looking forward to it, haven't had a proper session in ages.

Getting a tree on Sunday, decs going up too. Nice to finally see Jan's pussy btw , not as hairy as I'd imagined

Fixed…Sweet David! Monroe Transfer

Found these ... what it looks like now.... should've left well alone tbh. Here's one of the concrete hill/slide

I lived in Longbenton before I moved to Killy Berb, kept that fact quite as a kid

Was that the one on the wall in the big playground near the towers- had a big concrete hill with a slide going down it?