Monkeys Fist

Congratulations to you and your Mrs. mate. Thought you might've called her Sheila, or Noelene, but Esther is a lovely name- she may grow up to be an organic chemist.

I'm bouycoutting it.

All the best Wilson.

Must admit, as a kid I never got diahorreah after sniffing Big Sis Fist's skiddy keks.

Fish in the Hangover thread tomorrow- guaranteed Had some of this at the weekend, not too shabby…

There's loads more of them on there. Best.Cartoon.Ever.

"Moisturiser with a Livening Element"

You'd love my beef torpedo.

Betting on a Mackem win too!

Do you do Ju-Jitsu ?

The longest post in Toontastic history.

You should start a campaign to have Trololo man represent the Uk. I'd watch.

Going to get the tree from Hillheads Farm in half an hour, my 4yr old is coming along to " help" She is so excited- Christmas trees, farms, when I show her the video from Santa she will explode. http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/home Shields Christmas Market- any good? Going there after I've got the tree.

At least I'm not marrying a bloke. has MF been looking through the local transvestite's window again Want me to pop round your place Leazes? Afterwards, we can Eat Da Poo Poo

I won't send you a pic of my knackers

Don't blame you at all. Can I have your ticket, then? They're struggling to get rid of tickets, I believe. If it sells out there should be nigh on 150 pissed-up nurses, all in very few clothes in one room. I'm missing a trick here - it's one of my mates who is organising it and I'm sure she wouldn't notice a few non-medical types if they snuck in. I could make a fortune! Tickets please!

Not bad for a crack whore.

Not what you want after a biscuit

I've seen the future Meenzer, it's all Krankies.

Go on then TS.

I'd like to put it behind me now lads.