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Wahey! And aye, Brummie accents are spectacularly shit.

Blisters I take it? Whenever possible,ie- at home , remove your shoes and socks so that air can get to them and they can dry out. If you can, rib them with surgical spirit. I'm guessing they've already burst too?

Can't it just be settled with a handshake?

You're going to fuck the gaffer??

Let's be honest though lads, if the words she's saying are " Yes, I swallow", your not listening to the nuances of accent , are you?

Fucking Non-Gooks!

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE. > > > Ingredients: > > * 2 cups flour > * 1 stick butter > * 1 cup of water > * 1 tsp baking soda > * 1 cup of sugar > * 1 tsp salt > * 1 cup of brown sugar > * Lemon juice > * 4 large eggs > > * Nuts > * 2 bottles wine > * 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or summat. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat. Go to Tesco and buy cake. Bingle Jells!

A soft Scottish accent on a lass is like 4 pints on the beer goggles.

Deaders will be onto this again about designers using real life situations for games. Stand by for a Cunterhead onslaught

Yep!

Even has the stance…

Criminally low numbers if he's the example tbh.

Good post that.

Aye, good point like. Bairns mentality for a bairns board. Wish it could all be kept over there but sadly not. unfortunately, even a bairn can admit when they get something spectacularly wrong, and even give an opinion now and again. Do YOU think the club will build on this "good platform" ? [2nd request] But sadly a grown man can't stop endlessly repeating the "I'm right and always will be" mantra that you spew out with Tourette's -like regularity. You're as bad as them, if not worse.

Not true. My granddad, Scottish catholic, converted to marry my grandma. My understanding is that "Jewishness" goes through the maternal line , so a Gentile man can marry a Jewish woman, and so long as he converts the kids are fully Jewish. My aunt married my uncle who is Jewish , and it took a good few years of study, and an appeal to the Uk Chief Rabbi , for her to be accepted as a Jewish convert, all so that their kids could be classed as Jewish. Funny thing is, she's now more Jewish than him, observing the holy days and food laws , while he still necks bacon butties and king prawns like there's no tommorow

Part of the problem Holocaust Memorial Day suffers from is the ridiculous political bickering around it. The MCB have boycotted/supported/boycotted it off and on since it's inception over Palestine, Gay holocaust victims, Armenia etc etc. All dilutes the point of it, which no same person can really dispute.

My uncle was married to Lionel Jacobson's daughter, who owned Jacksons Put that in your connection pipe and smoke it

On a local level, I'd say it's down to parental influence. Everyone's Dad will have bought a ropey suit from Jackson the Tailors, and still be seething about it.

It must've stood empty for a while before the fire then Gene? Or was it still trading as Stereo when it went up?

It's a burnt out shell now Alex. Insurance job I reckon, as it's been like that for a year or two at least. And you're right, when it became the Fog & Firkin it was ruined. Like putting implants in Salma.

Does your Dad know anything about the Walker Weeping Madonna? http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_6783/is_2010_Sept_9/ai_n55152334/ And Stevie, your sister's probably right, it was an excellent pub when it was the Barley Mow.

Walker heritage, from Burradon. Explains alot, that, Alex

" How man, the bairns are sleeping, turn that fucking horse down!" When did they live there Alex? Have you any idea when it changed from being run by the Dwellings Co. Pal of mine lived there in the late 80s when she was at Uni. It's an amazing little patch of concentrated history there mind, The Keelmans Hospital beside it dates back to the 1700s ( went to several parties there post-Barley Mow in my youth), and Sallyport Tower has a very varied history, the lower part of it is supposedly Roman. It's also believed that the Roman Wall runs beneath The Dwellings.