Monkeys Fist

I'll take all the above as a " Yes" then. Filthy Mare! Did he play Pop?

Has Catmag shagged Cheggers then, or am I barking up the wrong(un) tree?

A black cab will get you away and to your hotel straight away, but as mentioned , you're looking at £20+.

Aye, well done Kitman, you mad bastard. The outcome of the original marathon is what's always put me off attempting one

Spill. He's deed now, can't sue. Let's just say he propositioned a young lady in a hotel bar when he was up in the north-east and very much expected her to agree to some sleazy suggestions and meet him in his room. She was pretty horrified. What was a 10 year old girl doing in a bar?

Spill. He's deed now, can't sue.

How come? It easy. Like this

Bloody Hell, I used to knock back gallons of Quattro. And the Pencils,… Has Pickled Onion Flavouring been banned now?

Jimmy Saville in a Tardis. Now Then Now Then. RIP Eccentric Nutter.

عيد ميلاد سعيد you Crazy Old Bugger.

Could be the last time Titus dribbles in the box for several years.

Can I just say that it's impossible to stalk anyone starring in a pantomime.

Ys. Crrct.

What did Josef Fritzl like to do at Halloween? Pumpkin

Does J69 breathe through his cock then?

Liverpool will not be on my Christmas card list.

I'd settle for a shed.

Oxford! Of course. Here's an old one- name an English league side who's name starts with 5 consonants.

Wrexham- knocked Spartans out of the Cup when my friends Dad played for them.

Exeter Crewe Alexander Halifax Town I'll get back to you for the other two.

My boyhood hero had a canny start.A Mr. M. MacDonald.

The only work was seasonal. Approaching 30, I looked at the blokes 5-10 years older than me still working and they were all sad cases. Met Mrs. Fist, came home, started again. It was an absolutely fantastic time, we've been back on holiday and when the nippers are older we'll take them. If business carries on growing, my aim is to buy a property there.

M ?

These are more or less the views I woke up to for most of my twenties. That and "Seins pert".

Yong?