Monkeys Fist

She give him a gummage job?

Fly to his mates- " Felt nowt! You should see the state of the other bloke"

Chin up Doc! Unleash your wit on the online dating world, and I'm sure you'll be drowning in a pungent sea of clunge soon enough. Oh, and LTB, you're fooling no one you dirty dog.

Ask one of the mods mate, shouldn't be a problem.

I'm surprised they had the energy.

I'd say from the massive response, have a lie in mate.

Might as well start on the new board as I mean to go on… here's Monica's chebs.

You just know Kevin will be fizzing at the slit at the prospect of his first "works night out". He'll be splashing on the Lynx, hoping to get stuck into 22yr old Niamh, the sexy bird who has so far utterly ignored him. Next morning when he wakes up , suffocating under the left tit of the 40yr old munter who's so fat she has a double chin on her minge, he'll think " Shouldn't have had that second Blue WKD. "

That's why i said i was sick before i played, I don't think running about in the rain and wind helps recovery though. Don't be arguing with Dr. J. man! All is well in Fistworld, albeit a tad nippy. Edit; where's me burgershots Jan,hmm??

Comedy name, utter cunt. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Butt_Naked

It gave you the prawns?

Fuck me, that's a find. I tried to find one with a teddy bear on too, but had to settle for the bacon shed by it's lonesome.

for the biting Let me guess... are you into pegging? No sir. Chuck says different.

So, they do. http://untreaty.un.org/unts/60001_120000/26/25/00051223.pdf This could get meaty.

Does Italy have an extradition agreement with USA? If not, "may , could and probably" are academic really.

You are a true master my friend. 謝謝你瘋了

Nee repeaties man!

The composition on this would've been better if you'd been 4 ft to the left

Team Chin Minge!

Soy, teriyaki and honey- bit garlic and chilli, slow roast and baste regularly. It's pretty sweet so a bit lime juice over it at the end balances it up.

Piss poor effort Salty. Mrs. J is blonde.

A'Merkin Dentistry is an amazing thing.

Quite like this tbh…