Monkeys Fist

Depends- we talking cock-rape or Scissor Sisters?

Why Thomas, we share impeccable taste in wallpaper. Lordy Bless my Soul.

Lady Wykiki

Potatoes were illegal in France until 1772, when they were declared fit for consumption, due largely to Augustin Parmentier. Pommes Parmentier are one of my favourites, beaten only by Pommes Dauphinoise. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine-Augustin_Parmentier And that is your Potato Fact for today.

That's them in the crèche Depends what you do with your hamsters Innit? I make them read Darkness at Noon by Arthur Koestler whilst listening to Radiohead. Blatant rodent abuse that.

Depends what you do with your hamsters Innit?

Double Hypocrisy Nelson.

Since having kids, I have rediscovered the simple joy of Fish Fingers.

Maris Dancers

CT's ok man. He's worth his weight in gold ( currently £3,033,852.03, this may vary due to price and pie consumption fluctuations).

Cunterkids!

Fill yer boots Sammy

Especially if they don't "here" them sizzling eh?

Wait until she's asleep, then slowly but methodically place your helmet on her face. As she wakes, photograph it and threaten to upload it if she ever comes back.

Can you handle them? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksjdTz83VHc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

My lass is a redhead too Anyway…

If Stevie was German, which footballer would he be? OberTan.

You couldn't handle them, you big gay Geordie.

Noggin the Nog for me like

Fucking hell. I'd actually started to forget the sheer horror What happened to massive-heeded Pole? How would you rate him on a scale of 1-10?

You couldn't handle them, you big gay Viking.

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I remember at the time being in stitches ,imagining Deano agonising over whether to play Outside Bog up front

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