Monkeys Fist

No bother, it's the least I could do after you promised to send me all those topless suicide bird pics.

Julian Assange.

Call your lass a stinker.

Beaty beat me to the punch! Seriously though "National Grid Gas Emergencies (Formally Transco Gas ) – 0800 111 999 (This is a 24 hour emergency line)"

What do you do for a living? What's on your CV? Completing the first level on Call of Duty 2 doesn't count.

Soon! how young are you ? Manners!

I will take a photo of it for you if I do!

Fist, are you sure it isn't True Blood. It has lesbians, vampires, detectives and a New Zealander! Oh and baps out. Nah, this was on during Euro 2008, True Blood didn't start til later in the year. I've seen the first season of True Blood too, not the show we saw in Tara Towers oh. Could it have been some of your neighbors just going about their business? That would be Fist, pissed as a chimp and staring out the window at the neighbours all the while wondering if he could afford a big telly like that when he got home! Fuck. Off.

Back to front. And inside out

Fist, are you sure it isn't True Blood. It has lesbians, vampires, detectives and a New Zealander! Oh and baps out. Nah, this was on during Euro 2008, True Blood didn't start til later in the year. I've seen the first season of True Blood too, not the show we saw in Tara Towers

Do it now, save yourself

How many of the first team are married? The single lads have nothing to fear from Pardew

If they do y-fronts, I'll wear them

If Kate wore the catsuit, I'd watch her in Come Dine with Me... plot is irrelevant where catsuit is concerned

Am sticking with my theory about Obertan's main problem. You still peddling this 'lucky bastard' line? Am genuinely annoyed with you for not giving Pardew credit for the job he has done, the fat bastard might have been lucky appointing him, he might have known what he was doing, we'll never know. Whatever, it doesnt matter, Pards has done a cracking job and there is no way you can call our start to this season lucky. Unless you're Happy Face and you like pulling statistics oot your hoop for the sake of argument. Where have I not given or avoided giving Pardew credit? He's been fantastic with what he's had to work with. You need to distinguish between two distinct facets within the club. The owners/board and the manager/coaching staff. We don't have enough players, Pardew knows this, he knew it in the summer, the fans know it, and what he's done so far with the players at his disposal is like Jesus sorting 5,000 out with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish. If he'd have done half as well, with what he's had to play with he'd have deserved praise. Where the luck has come in, has been the fact for once in our existence we've had no injuries, this is like new ground for Newcastle, and I say Ashley is specifically lucky, because quite clearly the squad is not big enough and it's his and Llambias' fault that we'll be fucking around with the likes of Shane Ferguson, and putting Raylor right wing should just one more of our wide men get injured. There is absolutely no depth in any part of our squad, one injury to a key player and we're massively depleted. No other team in the top 7 can say the same, and it only need two or three more players, and we've got the money to do it, to have a reasonable squad. Unfortunately for the agenda-ists, you cant separate the two really. The buck stops with the fat cunt and therefore so does the praise. This where I've been previously, I still detest FMA and Dekka, I still think Pardew was signed up and fully aware before Hughton was dumped. However, I will give Pardew due credit for this season's performances, given his limited resources, it's nothing short of miraculous. Don't have to like the man though.

I'm with you on the Underwearworld thing- Kate Beckinsale, Ooyah!

What he said What they both said

Sorry petal, that was aimed at Barney. Nowt wrong with a grown woman liking vampire shows … no, really, it's fine

Dare you to paint an R between the E and N on the cave sign.

Nah, was definitely an Aussie Dyke , baps out, time travelling bloodsucker. I've found nothing like it by googling, was hoping the Hibernian contingent might have seen it.