Monkeys Fist

Burst blood vessels in the eye- caused by apoplectic rage. Mackem cunts.

Think you're right dadoon I'd like to see a poll- the best 10 club teams of the 90s. Anyone fancy it?

Nobody's fault but mine Nobody's fault but mine Trying to save my soul tonight It's nobody's fault but mine

I'm getting … nowt. Share the love Stevie.

Wahey!!!

If you weren't bullshitting you would've disclosed his name. Client confidentiallity Tomas R&W though not B&W Whoever it is, the poor fucker will miss the start of the season due to ear injury. 10 miles? I'd be praying for burst eardrums after 300 yds.

Cheers 2J. I'll give that a go.

Anyone recommend anywhere decent for Sunday lunch , not too far from Chopwell Woods for post scran stroll? Cheers chaps.

Kicked off at the Hibs match. ( That's a team who play in Edinburgh, CT ) Shall we get all high and mighty about bother at friendlies

"Horatio Chapple?…" "…That name leaves a bad taste in my mouth"

FYP Here man! 'Here man, who are yee like,fucking radgie!' (To be more acurate.) Fixed ya post, hoo.

Am me fourgivern, Aunt?

FYP Here man!

Whiff of

Indeed, most don't realise the voice behind Meg from Family Guy is that lol Zooey Deschannel Long live us grammar nazis! SPELLCHECK! (Instead of SIEG HEIL) FYP Hitler Youth

When charvas begin every whiney sentence, " Here man,…"

Almost? That could be 0-2 then

Reasons to be gloomy. Ashley,Llamearse and Rapey- still here.

Well done Leazes. That is indeed a man with long hair. For your next assignment, can you find me a picture of an orange?

Whenever Jade Goody is mentioned, my thoughts always turn to " badly packed"

The 46th hooker manoeuvre.

I always said at the first sign of baldness, it was all coming off. So, at 27 , I went from a long haired hippy to a shaved baldhead. This is nothing though , compared to the horror of your first grey pube. J69, beware.

Well then don't bend it back, dear boy But true.