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Monkeys Fist

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  1. of course, but there a lot, lot more who have no interest in the country than you think, they are the silent majority. Some of you on here appear to think that because they say nothing, they are not there, but they are, ignoring it or pretending it is not there is easier. Genuine question here: how do you know? I'd be far more inclined to believe it if I knew how come you're so sure. it's true, but you don't expect the govt to make such figures available. Do you ? I'm asking how you know. That's all. this one seems to have gotten lost in the mire. I'm also genuinely interested in the answer. leazes? Life experience.
  2. Big in Japan. To be Honest I reckon DEADMAN's been turning a Japanesey this afternoon. Hi de huuuunnnnghhhhggrrrr
  3. I, too, am in fine fettle. Been finished since 10am, bought a new Bitchwagon, have a full weekend off, and a fridge stocked with fine vittels and ale. Mrs. Fist is getting babooned tonight
  4. Got my picture taken with R.E.M. the other day... That's me in the corner...
  5. The new Pimpmobile. Might head the coast tonight and cruise some Bitches. (The worst of it is, I am actually happy to have the box on wheels!)
  6. This. Hope it works out for you Craig.
  7. If it is her, I wonder if they'll go out for a meal to celebrate?
  8. Super size your own bitch I did, fat cow can't get out the kitchen
  9. "Me so hor-hee-hor-hee-hor-ny!" "Me so hor-hee-hor-hee-hor-ny!" L'œuf you long time
  10. I won't be outgunted by Wordplay either..... Have it!
  11. Went for a meal once in a Vietnamese/Chinese restaurant in Avignon. The ( fit as a butchers dog) waitress spoke French with an oriental accent, which I found far funnier than I probably should have.
  12. Big Brother & the Holding Company always pleased me as a name, as does The Mothers of Invention.
  13. Coming over here, bombing our women, speaking Muslim…
  14. When it's easier to pick out the ones from the list that don't apply, then you're old.
  15. How the fuck can the police start running tests on someone's kid just cos some tourists think they look like Madeline McCann?! Which police 'artist' thought that rendering looked like a 6 year old either ffs? Parents must be seething. All this time , all they had to do was ring the Indian Takeaway. I know,I know, someone was going to do it, I figured Id take one for the team.
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