Monkeys Fist

Comic for J69

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Sean Connery did some DIY at my house recently, but the wooden plank on brackets was not horizontal. When I told him it wasn't good enough he said "I'm ashamed of my shelf".

I've got a 4 yr old and 1 yr old. The simple answer is yes, you will be permafucked for the next 6 years at least. Routines work well- bath, warm milk, story and bed. No matter how early/late mine go to bed, they're up and bouncing off the walls by 6.30am at the latest. We don't let the youngest nap after 2pm, otherwise the little shite gets a second wind at about 7pm. It'll all be worth it in about 25 years when they become real people

Best of luck mate. Hope it goes well for you.

Fixed

Ba Ba Ba !!!

Ba Ba

Sooo, Parky. You hidden the salami yet?

Sorry Salty. I made an ill judged crack about thus another thread, now deleted. I'm not a pet person, which isn't really an excuse. Poor taste from me. I solly.

She'll have had her work cut out for her.

Nutter.

Was working on an apartment block in City Centre last week- someone had a fully decorated Christmas Tree up in their front room. ( sure there's a thread about this, but whenever I put Christmas tree into search it just comes back with "massive flounce")

Just seen D. Custard driving through Forest Hall in the Ranger Ranger. It looks a bit shit tbh.

Abseil

Give it a try. Tip; put Vaseline on your digit before you throw it up the poop chute

Todays news- Whoa Susanna

oy vey!

Dont talk to commies. Fourth rule is…

My Left Foot. It's about an Irish spacka. You'll love it.

I didn't just go to Sydney for a lass you Doyle. And bugger off sunshine, I'm not providing you with softcore wanking material. You can trust me Fish, I was in Cubs. and I'm desperate

Exacterapically! I wouldn't mind sharing, nee cocky touchies though. Looks like you've already had an eyeful I got so worked up I had to give myself a wee "abseil"

Exacterapically! I wouldn't mind sharing, nee cocky touchies though.

I'd give her a pinky.