Monkeys Fist

You'll have to make do with sloppy seconds. We have an understanding. Seconds? I'd say at least 16ths.Remember the "Dam" rape fest boys trip he had recently. It'll be like a granny's gob.

I need some new shorts. Tip; always post in the nip.

BBC News; Light Aircraft crashes into 2 houses in Salford, Manchester. It's estimated to have caused thousands of pounds worth of improvements.

Can we appeal?

There's not really a bad view in the ground tbh. Which means we can all see you sneaking out when you're 3-1 down

Someone spell this out for me… is Tioté being refused a visa to re-enter the UK? If so, why?

I know this place is one the most relaxed boards around, but really, confusing Halle Berry with the Pig Faced Stick is unforgivable. Ban hammer. Its fully justified here.

Come sit in our end. You'll love it.

I wouldn't even touch it for the first ten minutes, i'd just sniff it.

Forgiven

Ah, BBC3..… cheers but.… nah.

Winner.

Would you … …last more than 2 minutes?

I was going to say, tranny alert is blaring. What programme was it Meenz?

Are you scared of heights?

Sunderland Air Show- is it a coincidence that sunlin's most popular event involves standing with your back to the city, looking out to sea? I think not.

I intended to reply to the thread title....but I can't choose Choose? Come on man, woman man. Theres only me , beating them off with a shitty stick. Purrrrrrr What he said

She must be a local female, for local people

I intended to reply to the thread title....but I can't choose Choose? Come on man, woman man. Theres only me , beating them off with a shitty stick.

He's now convinced himself he hasn't missed a game since 1755.

Jan, you could win this. Tits oot.

Toonraider, I see you lurking.

"What do we want?" "A cure for Tourettes" "When do we want it?" "Cunts!"

Big in Japan. To be Honest I reckon DEADMAN's been turning a Japanesey this afternoon. Hi de huuuunnnnghhhhggrrrr Bayyyyby BAYBEH! One of THE great vocal performances. One of the most underrated vocal and performance artists on the planet. Currently appearing at Salford Buffs, every Tuesday before the bingo.

Hats off to them.