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Monkeys Fist

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  1. It's actually scary how much of a resemblance there is.
  2. Sounds like a backhanded compliment if ever I heard one! Just to be clear, you in no way fall under the " Eights" category. No no no no noooooo… You'd be classed as a Glenn.
  3. HMS Nork Royal you Catmag, flagship of the fleet
  4. So have we love, so have we.
  5. Speaking of tits on a pig, one of our work codewords is "eights", used when a fine pair of norks is espied upon a rank nork transportation module. Eight being the number of tits on a pig.
  6. Looks like her head has been stuck on a random body here I thought she was a pig beforehand, and still do.
  7. Scottish whale stranded on beach. Tragic.
  8. Oz beetles shagging themselves to death… On beer bottles. WTF?
  9. Let's say she'll make $10-20 million from all the above mentioned. Would anyone here do 4 years inside if you knew you were going to get £ 5-10 million at the end?
  10. "Leave it Steve, they're not worth it, you can play a song of your own to get back at them when we beat them!" Wynner
  11. Might have a trip on the stinking thing just to see if I can meet this guy, sounds top notch.
  12. You must do all right for yourself then, right? I knew this slur on the honour of Blyth's cliterati wouldn't go unpunished. Brave Sir Fish rides to the rescue, cravat flapping in the wind and a trail of Asda vouchers marking his path. Beware ye scoundrels!
  13. The murderess or the Blyth slappers?
  14. Aye.... black lass is wearing a wig
  15. These things are feckin ridiculous Munchkin Cats When they're dead they make excellent draught excluders mind.
  16. Speaking of Lakes… Clicky Fucking quackers!
  17. Everything you ever wanted to know about farts. *poot*
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