Monkeys Fist

Am I imagining that I heard Harper saying somewhere he also plays as striker? Worth a punt.

Can you hear that gurgling sound Fatman? Can you? That's the sound of our promising first season back gently dribbling down the drain. You fat cockney bastard.

Ming'in Filth'y

so, Meg White? Smash it or trash it?

Hips? What hips?

Bit windy in toon today too

Every generation of footballers produces a stand out striker. I think we might have just sold him

Goddammit!

Fish tells the righteous truth! Had char grilled chicken in a sizzling soy/chilli/lime/garlic sauce, with steamed rice and broccoli. Was Fecking Lursh

This may help you DEADMAN

Or man up. Zaza

Banana splits. Bat shit crazy.

Get her on the beer and cornflakes diet. You'll both be happy. Results here

Javelin

I've also been having family problems of late. Nah, not really.

That sounds like a menu from a confident chef. Nowt flashy, but has my monkey glands in full flow.

Chow down?

Guivarc'h. Gash.

Nowt wrong with the current strike force Zaza.

This thread Post a thread titled "Calm the fuck down",then offer other posters out for disagreeing with you. Job done Agent Ashley- divide and conquer.

Aye, unless you believe this happened in 7 or so minutes

Jan 17 Just another in the long string of lies. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/te...assurances.html

Fuck off Alan, you're doing yourself no favours.