Monkeys Fist

Ratboy on.

Get in. 2-1 when Oba does the inevitable.

There's a queue man! Sheesh, some people

I was having sex with a retard the other day but she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth. So I spunked on the window and let nature take its course!

I can put my shovel away.

Fuck em. Nearly dead anyway

Beatrice Dalle, filth. "Bon matin , Garçons!"

It's Brian, Ange and Baldric - Playaway Time!!

Seconded. Seems weird to think of KK as 60! Happy Birthday wee man

I encourage you Fish I encourage you

Fish Pie ftw.

I too am single so I will join you (not literally, you life far away and it would just be a bit awkward) in having pie, beans and mash. I've been thinking about this time last year, where on a last throw of the dice to keep us alive I took my girlfriend on a romantic weekend away to Newcastle, of all places. Had a lovely weekend but sadly it did not halt the slide and we broke up two weeks later. Been kung-fu fighting the urge all week to get in touch with her and drag it all up again but I know it will be fruitless so I've settled for drunkenly sleeping with my doctor/nurse friend again after vowing not to. Cunting Valentine's. FYP it just felt wrong without it

Looks like James Hunt tbh. Not a patch on wor Dawn from the proper Office. If James Hunt looked like that, I'd dig him up and smash him.

Jimbo wins the page! *dammit! Previous page*

Pardew analysed on the Inbetweeners

Mary Poppins is one of the most enjoyable films. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=866628

Idioteque is staying in on the pull http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=866544

The one on page 10 is fantastic

Open Google Translate. Type "take a dirty picture for me" Translate: english to french. Copy translated text, and translate back. (french to english) Read translated text.

A midget waddles into the library and asks, "Have you got a book on Irony?" The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf."

Whaaaat?

The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!

Piss poor Gallagher Keep up.