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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I hate Ashley's guts but even I'm not blaming him for Carroll handing in a transfer request. Agree with you mate. It's a fix and was dusted way before today imo. The die was cast the day Pardew walked through the door and hooked himself onto the puppet strings. This is what depresses me about this sale. It's the clear, clear statement to any fan that the outright lies are continuing, and don't bother getting too worked up about any talent. If they are any good, they'll be on their way.
  2. Will the last NUFC player sold to line the Fat Man's pockets pleaseturn off the lights?
  3. Did you pull a sleepy t-bag on her Fish?
  4. Bibiana Steinhaus, German Bundesliga ref Ich würde es zerschlagen
  5. Did you approach her from around the wicket? Sticky wicket.
  6. The fat fucker in the blue check shirt , central. Is that our resident optimist/cabbie just behind him?
  7. Where's that pic of the mackems celebrating our demise? That about sums it all up for me. Here Hugging each other
  8. I didn't think we came across as stuck up cunts. Reproducing Onanists- a contradiction ? (7,7).
  9. And you wonder ,Dan, why the rest of the country think you lot are twats!
  10. Derby weekend certainly fucked me up and on Monday I was back up to 14-6, however after three days of eating well Im now at 14-3. Have also started glancing favourably in the direction of the treadmill so it should only be a matter of days before I venture back on and reallly get the weight off. Expecting to be under 14 stone by next week. End of next week. Scales have been variable all week, but said 14-2 this morning so Im taking that. Also just completed half an hour of fast walking 3.5 mph while watching top gear. Nearly got a sweat on. 13 Stonesville, here we come. Power Mincing Watch out for chafing
  11. That's sarcasm that, CT. He doesn't really think we're funny, and that's his way of letting us, and everybody else, know it Fucking hell, I'm being tag-teamed by Hale and Pace. You tag in now CT, I'm on the ropes. It continues, howay, pins, give us a rest, I've already conceded, you're top dog ! Good lad, you and your new ally had me worried for a minute. Nowt embarrassing about having to align yourself with CT for a bit of moral support btw, so don't worry about that. You're starting to sound like Leazes Where's your mate to back you up? Da da daaaa! Monkey crew!
  12. Speaking of gommels.... It amuses me to see a Schmendrick like you playing the Toches Lelar with an Alter Trombenik like Leazes. Seriously , why post such bobkes? Only a beheyme like you would come here and play the Oysshteler. Just because your team leader has you sussed as nebbish and full of dreck. Ekh! Gey plats! ah, you speak Yiddish Maybe he wants to learn something, why don't you give it a go Danny wants your schmuck! Get together, you can kvetch away to each other, as you kibitz away in another legendary megillah.
  13. everything I said has happened, and some people have admitted it. FWIW, I wouldn't bother posting what I used to post if they let me back on anyway, as people have said, arguing with a load of spotty 10 year olds from Singapore is a waste of time. Come out,come out ! You'll feel better
  14. Speaking of gommels.... It amuses me to see a Schmendrick like you playing the Toches Lelar with an Alter Trombenik like Leazes. Seriously , why post such bobkes? Only a beheyme like you would come here and play the Oysshteler. Just because your team leader has you sussed as nebbish and full of dreck. Ekh! Gey plats!
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