Monkeys Fist

I went from drinking in the Wynn Dyke in West Denton with the odd trip to Madisons and Central Park etc around 1989 down to there. Live bands and Theakstons. Other than that is was the Dog & Parrott or The Farmers Rest. Pund a pint the beer used to make you folla through. Broken Doll ...did anyone ever sample the legendary "liquid Heroin " known as Slalom D ? Your description, Sir, is apt. I was less into my beer and more into alternative pleasures in my Doll days. Barley Mow was a decent bar in it's day. Barlow Mow was canny aye. Used to sit outside on the balcony bit when it was there. Also the Free Trade (was in there yesterday). Not so keen on the cottage like... Aye, me neither. Went in a few times but never really "got" it like the Doll or Barley Mow.

When I was 16 my best mate and cousin were ( still are) musos. One night my cousin and I were staggering back from a session, music and booze and jazz tabs , and passed a lasses house who I'd been on/off with, but wanted to get back on. My cousin whipped out his Sax and launched into the sax part of Baker St. at the top of her drive. It was well,well after midnight- bedroom lights went on, curtains twitched and we got the "Pack that bloody racket in!" but he carried on playing till the end. Next day at school the lass got back with me. Thanks Gerry RIP

I went from drinking in the Wynn Dyke in West Denton with the odd trip to Madisons and Central Park etc around 1989 down to there. Live bands and Theakstons. Other than that is was the Dog & Parrott or The Farmers Rest. Pund a pint the beer used to make you folla through. Broken Doll ...did anyone ever sample the legendary "liquid Heroin " known as Slalom D ? Your description, Sir, is apt. I was less into my beer and more into alternative pleasures in my Doll days. Barley Mow was a decent bar in it's day.

Aye it was, my favourite moment in the whole match tbh. Batty v Batty brings up Le Saux's wee handbags in Moscow. Odd that.

When Tiote does , then maybe we can talk. Batty all the way *Old Skool*

Aren't you on about a Magarita? Grappa's brandy made with the leftovers of the wine-making process, i.e. the stems, grape skin etc. It's rocket fuel and a bit like Raki. Grappa is a killer an no mistake. Off on a tangent here, but wasn't there a 'Grippa' in that school programme er, what was it called....... Grange Hill ??? Here's the boys; Moral; Bullying keeps you slim.

Shame Fat Sam got pedalled as he'd obviously have been streets ahead of everyone else. Seriously, Holloway. So far.

aw tell us Stevie, go on give us a hint and cheer these miserable feckers up! It's a family thing pet, quite personal. Funny though. oh well thats fair enough...at least someone else is cheerful today! It's not family related to be honest but it's fucking funny I don't want to divulge it. Total eye opener and I might be being nasty, but I couldn't stop fucking laughing. Post it man! Or PM

I'm due to be working away next week- can't wait as I'm going stir crazy, but at the same time hate being away from the nippers now. What a bloody woman I am. Picking up Alex's point on the food frenzy at Christmas, twice over the holidays I've had words with stroppy cunts in the supermarket. First was some miserable bint who started on Grandma Fist, not realising I was her son. That was quite funny, seeing the spectacular change in attitude. Second was less funny, some arsehole pushed my little one to one side to get his precious fucking chocolate. Mrs. Fist managed to pull me away, but not before I'd given the coward ample opportunity to shove me out the way too, for a big lad his arse totally dropped Hey Ho, Christmas spirit and that.

Triffic

CT admitting he's a Mackem and a hooligan. The world keeps on turning.

KD loves the Feet!

Bit harsh that CT, even fir a clueless cunt like you. The lads only just lost his lass man.

Has to be the full package- Hips, Lips,Titties and Ass! Goes without saying no Weston's in the face department.

Oops. My deepest apologies Gemmill. I'll send money.

RIP. As Gemmill said, seemed best in everyman type roles.

We had a canny captain 82-84 I do agree Nolan has done well as Captain though.

Bet toughguymick 'wrote' that.

Having just watched Season1 of Mad Men … the minx , Joan I know she was mentioned earlier , but this is a bump of the bumps

Needy, unloved, wanting to be accepted. Oh dear Self analysis is the first step to enlightenment CT. Well done.

The CT approach to women

2 reasons he'll not be coming. Ashley and Llamearse. Plus, he's no Shane Ferguson eh, what, CT?

Time to re-post a personal favourite; Why did Diana cross the road? Momentum

You need a chat with Wykiki mate. He wrote the book. You don't need me to tell you how you feel now, but sooner than you think you'll be looking at the fit bird at work and thinking " I'll have some of that, Thanks "