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22-0 if they keep this rate up. Cheers Mike. Zaza

Can we bung Arsenal at half time just to keep it in single figures?

In Kevin's case, it's because he is a child.

Pardew, I hope this means that you've being reading Toontastic, my posts in particular and you are now going to play the only team that san save our season. Harper Simpson Williamson Colochini Enrique Jonas Tiote Barton Ferguson Nolan Best Im guessing you'll bottle it and simply continue with Guthrie in the middle and stick Nolan up front. Hope Im wrong though. You are a one CT! Sky-"So Rapey, what prompted the change in formation today? Was it due to your woeful lack of firepower?" Rapey-" No mate, I've been taking advice from a cabbie. We'll be building a new squad around Lua Lua and Ferguson come summer" On topic, I'm prepared for an absolute shafting today. Anything less will feel like a bonus

Did what as aggressive? Make Profit! Most business's couldnt give two fucks about their competition. Sports Direct employees are about to earn a canny little lump through the companys profit share scheme = to a years salary. So, tuppence.

Zaza

Except now he's playing for Scotland, they call him "Jobbie".

Happy Birthday Besty. Have a Melta Binge tonight.

You're on fire today like

Aye, good one JawD.

Mint dream btw.

The Tourist Information Office in Barrow-in-Furness is an empty shop, with this on the wall- Clicky A more depressing place I have yet to see.

Tea. Spat. Everywhere.

Ashley will be hung by his own noose, we're on a sloap on a rope.

Whereas you scruffy feckers have a half empty ground and have never owned a towel.

50k I fuckin wish - 50k pmsl, they don't call me Renton/Alex/Peasepud/MF/CT ye naa. Well in that scenario, I'd be packing my tent and my speedo's for the flood season and fuckin Dhaka here I come I'd be a toon martyr. Donno where this myth comes from I'm this uber fan, yes I've had a season ticket since I was a bairn but I've been to no more than 15 away games in the last 4 year I'd guess. There's OOT's can better that. Hew laddie! Don't be lumping me in with those paupers ! 50k? Meh.…

You could've told us sooner Why, pray tell ?

Sorry mate, when you said "change the water" I went into shock. Ewerk, it's a 2 man partnership.

Happy Monkey. Just had two clients confirm contracts, each £20grand+. Still waiting on another which will make the above seem like small change, and the vibes are good.

Also amusing all the conspiricy theorists that will believe it is signs of aliens whilst dismissing rational arguments. Its a fake BTW. Where did I say it was aliens like? I find ritual cock mutilation in the name of religion highly amusing, if not backward. But there you go.

I find it a hoot that many religious types will dismiss this out of hand, whilst believing in an unseen, all knowing Big Man, talked about in a book.